By ASMR - 26/05/2019 15:00

Today, I woke up with laryngitis. I just got hired as a waitress. Tomorrow is opening day, the restaurant plays loud music and I can't speak any louder than a whisper. FML
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Load up on breath mints and gum, then lean in and whisper to your customers. Your tips will be through the roof! So sexy!

Laryngitis sucks. I work in a call centre so I feel your pain!

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Laryngitis sucks. I work in a call centre so I feel your pain!

Load up on breath mints and gum, then lean in and whisper to your customers. Your tips will be through the roof! So sexy!

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Something similar happened to me recently. I had to call in to my second-ever class as a group fitness instructor because I couldn't talk. Fortunately they were understanding. I hope your shift went well!