FML : Today, I was woken up by the sound of power tools at 6:30am. I stuck my head out my window and yelled at them to shut up. They didn't stop. I walked...

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Today, I was woken up by the sound of power tools at 6:30am. I stuck my head out my window and yelled at them to shut up. They didn't stop. I walked out the front door to find the bastard. It was firemen. They were sawing down the door of my neighbour's burning house. FML

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There aren't enough words allotted to tell a complete story... My sinuses are fucked in the morning, I can't smell anything until I go blow my nose. It was the neighbour's house across the street, which I can't see from my bedroom. And no, I heard no sirens. I live in a bad neighbourhood and have gotten used to sirens all night long, to the point where they no longer wake me.

By xnj319 - / Thursday 12 March 2009 14:29 / Canada

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By generalsmith2 | 0

#28531 - Thursday 12 March 2009 19:59

why the hell would anyone using power tools stop using them because you told them to? fool.

By AlmostThere_fml | 0

#28551 - Thursday 12 March 2009 20:07

lololololol

Damn, people are really critical here. When you're half asleep it's like you're a different person. You have distorted judgment.

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By generalsmith2 | 0

#28531 - Thursday 12 March 2009 19:59

why the hell would anyone using power tools stop using them because you told them to? fool.

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kingace | 0

#967008 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 0:25

what i don't understand is how he didn't see or smell the fire, and also heard no sirens.

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mackenzieex3 | 0

#1197364 - Friday 6 August 2010 8:12

how in the world did you not hear the sirens if you woke up from power tools??

By HopelesslyHpfl | 0

#28532 - Thursday 12 March 2009 19:59

That is horrible

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By alex_vik | 0

#28533 - Thursday 12 March 2009 19:59

Maybe you should've looked when you stuck your head out the window.

By iammeanttolive | 0

#28545 - Thursday 12 March 2009 20:04

No need to be a bitch just because you're tired.

By urie | 0

#28547 - Thursday 12 March 2009 20:05

couldn't you have smelled the smoke anyway? jackass.

By AlmostThere_fml | 0

#28551 - Thursday 12 March 2009 20:07

lololololol

Damn, people are really critical here. When you're half asleep it's like you're a different person. You have distorted judgment.

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qwerty8788 | 4

#905578 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:27

that's true^^

By greedy_dead_soul | 0

#28553 - Thursday 12 March 2009 20:08

Yeah, damn, how did you neither smell the smoke nor open your eyes when you stuck your head out the window to tell them to shut up?

By Bubs_fml | 0

#28556 - Thursday 12 March 2009 20:10

Way to be a jackass there, pal.

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rymadness | 0

#1117520 - Wednesday 21 July 2010 4:13

lol

By jackdaniels_fml | 0

#28579 - Thursday 12 March 2009 20:17

um, so the sound of power tools woke you up, but the much louder sound of sirens that would have been used didn't??

By Turtles | 0

#28595 - Thursday 12 March 2009 20:24

So you didn't see the fire trucks or smell the smoke, or hear sirens? I Call BS.

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