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I'm surprised you didn't say Disneyland.
lol UK would have been a smarter guess. At least it's and island!
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Show it anyway"He must have a dick" Are you serious..?
good correction :)
56 is dumb
Well OP... be glad he was on the phone. He wanted to facepalm YOU, in person. Just like me and 50 more.
All of 56's comments are disliked into oblivion. He/she is like the new gayboii.
56- i havent seen a single one of your comments thumbed up
thicko, lol.
56, I sometimes believe people thumb you down now just for the hell of it.
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Show it anyway39, do you know anything about Texas? lol I'm pretty sure I know a little more about everything than you do as do a lot of people I know. As for OP, there's just no fixing stupid.
56, why don't you just go away already? I'm almost positive you're a troll.
I'm a troll now imagine those words flying away with the wind
56 nobody like you
it's Tortuga man.. __(O.o)__/
195 you have no room to talk. you said day instead of say. idiot..
How do you know they haven't been to Texas? I'm European and I've been to 5 US States. It's not impossible to travel you know?
i wouldnt say texas is full of idiots. i like it but i just hate how they beat our nba team this season
213, saying stuff like "Your French ass self" doesn't make you sound smarter...
lol
Oh look, an autistic american that only resorts to violence and curse words for the exciting end of his retorts. Do not ever reproduce.
Hey watch what the **** you say about Texas. We could crush you, no matter where you lived. And don't give me that damn argument of "Texas is a bunch of inbred gunslinging hicks blah blah blah..." Sorry we have the 14th largest economy in the WORLD. Sorry we have the military might of, frankly, one of the big five. Sorry you can't match our patriotism either. I'm not an uneducated white trash individual, I'm a college educated, medical school student. And I would defend Texas with my life. I am SO tired of people trying to make fun of Texas, when they can't even compare where they're from to here.
No Alan, I just wanted to make a point. I don't go around making fun of say, France, even if people love to. I am respectful of other people's countries, or states.
why are ppl always talkin bad about texas? wat did we ever do to get the shit we get all the time? Texas is the leading state that provides meat and cotton for our whole nation and probably the world. we do so much for the world and nation and wat do we get? ppl calling us " inbred white trash who doesnt know shit" we do so much but ppl give us shit for everything we do
i do me and my family own a farm with about 10 cows on it and plenty of other animals we get are own milk and eggs but we also go to the store as well but we have a business selling milk and sometimes eggs to ppl in my neighborhood and we got a little thing going on. i do contribute but im not here to brag about it im just sayin everyone in texas isnt some place with inbred idiots. im just trying to make a point
What you just makes me want to make a the biggest genralation ever and it is Texans are idiots
Texas < Everywhere else
The truth is that
I'm from texas, and anyone who is saying Texas > (place) Or (place) > Texas (who is actually serious, and not joking) is ignorant, the whole idea of nationalism is stupid, we all live on the same planet, there is no reason for arguing about who's greater than who. The truth is that EVERY SINGLE PLACE ON PLANET EARTH has their share of very stupid people.
200- that's exactly what I was thinking!! Lol
Texas removed evolution from text books... Also gave us bush who started wars in 3 countries which made the debt skyrocket causing the us economy to collapse... But u know. Patriotism hail jesus 911 god merica 2nd amendment constitution the flag
I would have said Somalia.....
gotta love that south park episode!
Seems like the majority of FML watch South Park, that's awesome!!
don't forget to bring a towel
You wanna get high?
72. I believe they were talking about south park.
Morocco is in Africa. Somalia is an island in the Pacific. It's a territory or commonwealth of Amerca. Morocco is not. I know a Somalian person.
58-Obviously not...Somalia is a country on the Western side of Africa. it is bordered by Ethiopia and Kenya. So before you try and impersonate somebody, you may want to get your facts straight...
@#88. /facepalm Morocco is on the NW coast of Africa, Somalia is on the east coast. You're thinking of Samoa, American Samoa to be precise. Western Samoa is a country in its own right as well
88 - I facepalmed a second time (first from reading the fml) after reading your comment
72 clearly hasn't heard of the somalian pirates... /facepalm
whoop de do!
wow 88 u sir a dumbass
I would have said Tortuga.
whoops...sorry my mistake
number 88.... do u know a Somalian person?
228-yes I do, actually. why??
Since you're from Texas, you must be trolling.. It's too cliché
hmmm morocco in the caribbean?*facepalms after reading*
*facepalms at you not knowing what a facepalm is*
*knee slap*
48, you creeper! Ahaha, I love Minecraft...
*Facepalm after getting confused by #90's comment*
Facepalm is when you put ur hand over ur face
My bad it's when u put the palm of ur hand on ur forehead
My bad it's when u put the palm of ur hand on ur forehead
*dumb voice* what's a knee slap?
*ear slap* wheezywaiter on YouTube look it up you won't regret it.
aww those monkeys are so cute !!
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!!!
That's Awesome! *facepalms* If it makes you feel any better. My sister in law thought Brazil was apart of the 50 states up until about 5 years ago. Wait, that might not make you feel better... LOL
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Show it anywayfail. it's PART of Africa's coast.
#7 what a douche!!! hahaha!!!
It's not off of Africa... it's part of its northern coastline. Fail.
*faceplam at #7*
18- he's not a douche... he's just stupid.
Never mind the herpin' and derpin', there seem to be a lot more facepalms.
Congrats #7 for correctly using google you are more special than we thought
omg.. look who is the epic fail?? morocco is a northern African state on the southern edge of the Mediterranean sea! talk about dumb n dumber lol
Umm, off the coast? As in an island? You fail!!!!
Morocco is actually on the mainland of Africa you twerp #fail on you
#18 - a bit of both! if there was six members of the spice girls he'd be stupid spice!
Both my patents are from Morocco and I've been there four times... Morocco is in the northwest of Africa bordered by Algeria, Mauritania and some other African countries on the south
**** your boyfriend's life. morocco isn't even an island.
I agree. I don't know why we're surprised to feel bad for you, OP. He didn't dump you instantly? Good on you! I guess it's FYL in general for being a little dim-witted.
lawl the boyfriend knew morocco isn't an island... I think you might be missing the point.
I can't tell if OP is upset cause she realized she said something incredibly dumb or if she thinks she was right and that her boyfriend is dumb for not agreeing with her. It's hard to tell because if I said something like "my genius so and so..." I think it would sound sarcastic.
lolol!!!!!! study up!!!! I may not know the island, but I would never say morocco!!!!
I love how much of a distant tangent this comment is hahaha.
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That is not math.... it's history/ geography
wow 36 how ignorant..
wow 36 how ignorant..
and the award for not getting the most obvious joke goes to... rlk714!
lol
we now know most people on FML don't know about geography, sarcasm, and facepalming. Greeeaaat!
*facepalms at 36's lack of sarcasm*
Pretend you were trolling.
^we're all trolls on the inside ^^
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I'm surprised you didn't say Disneyland.
Yeahhh math isnt my best subject either ;p