Toxic waste

By Anonymous - 02/09/2022 06:00 - Europe

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at a lake. I felt my stomach rumble and knew I couldn’t make it to shore, so I dropped into the water and had violently diarrhea in the water. It started to bubble, and so I started splashing around, saying, “It’s cold” while she swam around me, in my shit water. I’ve never told her. FML
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Same thing different taste

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This sounds like something that is saved for a deathbed confession and no sooner.

You should have told her. If she gets an infection or seriously ill, it's your fault.

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This sounds like something that is saved for a deathbed confession and no sooner.

tiptoppc 19

Finally, some sage advice from the pencil dick!

You should have told her. If she gets an infection or seriously ill, it's your fault.