By xXshitface4uXx - 25/07/2014 22:46 - New Zealand - Rotorua

Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML
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And that's why you love him even more...

euphoricness 28

How can he when he hasn't been on vacation since six?


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Do you call your dad a douche when he tries to have fun?

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And that's why you love him even more...

Aero_x 21

oh daaaamn. He got you good!

Haha don't worry, I haven't been on a vacation since I was six, I'm eighteen now.

Tell that to the starving children all over the world.

euphoricness 28

How can he when he hasn't been on vacation since six?

Write it on some kind of internationally connected service? If only there was one

hopsinlove17 26

A text message....

Yes, because the children living in impoverished countries can totally afford to pay for cell service and/or internet, which is definitely more important than, oh I don't know, food. Oh, wait...

Haha that's what a dad is for. They'll play jokes on you

Well that wasn't very nice, lol

You have an amazing father, oh the glory.

That is pretty cruel. I feel that pain though OP my dad did terrible jokes like that too.

Who the hell does shit like that is real messed up.

It was just a joke... :c

Everyone keeps saying "that's mean" but it really isn't that mean. I think OP overreacted a bit when she broke out in tears and I think that you need to harden up if that was "cruel".

At least he can joke around.

It still sucks though