Miscellaneous: Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid,... - FML

By xXshitface4uXx - 25/07/2014 22:46 - New Zealand - Rotorua

Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML

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Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

And that's why you love him even more...

euphoricness 28

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:17

How can he when he hasn't been on vacation since six?

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Saturday 26 July 2014 5:04

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Saturday 26 July 2014 9:12

Nope

Saub 19

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Saturday 26 July 2014 9:36

Do you call your dad a douche when he tries to have fun?

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Saturday 25 April 2015 14:57

You tried for first comment. It didn't work.

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Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

And that's why you love him even more...

Aero_x 21

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

oh daaaamn. He got you good!

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Saturday 26 July 2014 5:06

Haha don't worry, I haven't been on a vacation since I was six, I'm eighteen now.

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Saturday 26 July 2014 6:41

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Saturday 26 July 2014 8:02

Tell that to the starving children all over the world.

euphoricness 28

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:17

How can he when he hasn't been on vacation since six?

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Saturday 26 July 2014 8:51

Write it on some kind of internationally connected service? If only there was one

hopsinlove17 26

Saturday 26 July 2014 16:54

A text message....

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Saturday 26 July 2014 17:25

Yes, because the children living in impoverished countries can totally afford to pay for cell service and/or internet, which is definitely more important than, oh I don't know, food. Oh, wait...

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Saturday 26 July 2014 5:07

Haha that's what a dad is for. They'll play jokes on you

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Saturday 26 July 2014 5:08

Well that wasn't very nice, lol

JRT98 12

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Saturday 26 July 2014 5:08

You have an amazing father, oh the glory.

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Saturday 26 July 2014 5:09

That is pretty cruel. I feel that pain though OP my dad did terrible jokes like that too.

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Saturday 26 July 2014 5:10

Who the hell does shit like that is real messed up.

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Saturday 26 July 2014 11:16

It was just a joke... :c

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Saturday 26 July 2014 17:32

Everyone keeps saying "that's mean" but it really isn't that mean. I think OP overreacted a bit when she broke out in tears and I think that you need to harden up if that was "cruel".

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Saturday 26 July 2014 5:11

At least he can joke around.

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Saturday 26 July 2014 9:19

It still sucks though

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