FML : Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of...

Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By xXshitface4uXx - / Friday 25 July 2014 22:46 / New Zealand - Rotorua

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By dawood_k | 27

#6019424 - Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

And that's why you love him even more...

By euphoricness | 28

#6019658 - Saturday 26 July 2014 8:17

How can he when he hasn't been on vacation since six?

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By CryoShock | 14

#6019422 - Saturday 26 July 2014 5:04

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

dabears1011234 | 27

#6019699 - Saturday 26 July 2014 9:12

Nope

Saub | 19

#6019722 - Saturday 26 July 2014 9:36

Do you call your dad a douche when he tries to have fun?

DanCastellaneta | 17

#6272755 - Saturday 25 April 2015 14:57

You tried for first comment.

It didn't work.

By dawood_k | 27

#6019424 - Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

And that's why you love him even more...

By Aero_x | 21

#6019425 - Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

oh daaaamn. He got you good!

By person961 | 9

#6019429 - Saturday 26 July 2014 5:06

Haha don't worry, I haven't been on a vacation since I was six, I'm eighteen now.

MathildeDamm | 17

#6019572 - Saturday 26 July 2014 6:41

jkmartinjk | 16

#6019643 - Saturday 26 July 2014 8:02

Tell that to the starving children all over the world.

euphoricness | 28

#6019658 - Saturday 26 July 2014 8:17

How can he when he hasn't been on vacation since six?

MortenM | 17

#6019688 - Saturday 26 July 2014 8:51

Write it on some kind of internationally connected service? If only there was one

hopsinlove17 | 26

#6019885 - Saturday 26 July 2014 16:54

A text message....

R3TROxLOV3 | 32

#6019892 - Saturday 26 July 2014 17:25

Yes, because the children living in impoverished countries can totally afford to pay for cell service and/or internet, which is definitely more important than, oh I don't know, food. Oh, wait...

By rmoss78 | 10

#6019437 - Saturday 26 July 2014 5:07

Haha that's what a dad is for. They'll play jokes on you

By that_geibel_girl | 15

#6019442 - Saturday 26 July 2014 5:08

Well that wasn't very nice, lol

By JRT98 | 12

#6019444 - Saturday 26 July 2014 5:08

You have an amazing father, oh the glory.

By shudson186 | 17

#6019446 - Saturday 26 July 2014 5:09

That is pretty cruel. I feel that pain though OP my dad did terrible jokes like that too.

By TakDatWitU | 9

#6019453 - Saturday 26 July 2014 5:10

Who the hell does shit like that is real messed up.

thevelociraptor | 31

#6019755 - Saturday 26 July 2014 11:16

It was just a joke... :c

ImAFaker | 29

#6019895 - Saturday 26 July 2014 17:32

Everyone keeps saying "that's mean" but it really isn't that
mean. I think OP overreacted a bit when she broke out in tears and I think that you need to harden up if that was "cruel".