Miscellaneous: Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid,...

By xXshitface4uXx - 25/07/2014 22:46 - New Zealand - Rotorua

Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML

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By disneyworld - 14/02/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2015 12:04 - United States - Camden

Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

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By Liv - 29/10/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Great Bookham

Today, my mother was talking about a holiday she went on this time last year. She turned to me to say, "You would've loved it, it's a shame you couldn't come". I was there. It was just the two of us on holiday together. FML

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Priorities

By ill - 02/10/2009 17:18 - Canada

Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that "my school was too expensive and he couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii, apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML

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By schoolkiddo - 08/09/2010 07:35 - Australia

Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML

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By sneeuwbal - 25/12/2014 18:36 - Belgium - Dilbeek

Today, my girlfriend's dad called to say she wasn't allowed to come with me on a three-day trip on New Year's. He waited until Christmas to say it, even though we booked and paid for the trip nearly a month ago. Now he ruined both holidays. FML

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No fun

By Nofun - 29/08/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was helping my mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turned to me and said, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just… I want to have fun." FML

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By soontobemurder - 03/05/2017 18:00

Today, my boss took back my week off because he wants to take a spontaneous Caribbean vacation with his wife, which is "clearly more important" than what I was going to do. I needed that time off so I could be with my Dad in hospice. FML

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Narcissism in a nutshell

By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 00:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend's family offered me the trip of a lifetime visiting their families overseas. My mother threw a tantrum, telling me that it was my fault that she was never able to travel, it was my fault that she got pregnant with me and had to marry my abusive father. FML

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By justgreatgirl - 11/06/2010 23:00 - United States

Today, I found out that even after a really bad break up and the fact that I left him for someone else, my parents offered my ex-boyfriend to join us on a one week family vacation. He agreed. FML

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dawood_k 27

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

And that's why you love him even more...

euphoricness 28

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:17

How can he when he hasn't been on vacation since six?

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CryoShock 14

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:04

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dabears1011234 27

Saturday 26 July 2014 9:12

Nope

Saub 19

Saturday 26 July 2014 9:36

Do you call your dad a douche when he tries to have fun?

DanCastellaneta 17

Saturday 25 April 2015 14:57

You tried for first comment. It didn't work.

dawood_k 27

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

And that's why you love him even more...

Aero_x 21

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

oh daaaamn. He got you good!

person961 9

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:06

Haha don't worry, I haven't been on a vacation since I was six, I'm eighteen now.

MathildeDamm 17

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:41

jkmartinjk 16

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:02

Tell that to the starving children all over the world.

euphoricness 28

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:17

How can he when he hasn't been on vacation since six?

MortenM 17

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:51

Write it on some kind of internationally connected service? If only there was one

hopsinlove17 26

Saturday 26 July 2014 16:54

A text message....

R3TROxLOV3 32

Saturday 26 July 2014 17:25

Yes, because the children living in impoverished countries can totally afford to pay for cell service and/or internet, which is definitely more important than, oh I don't know, food. Oh, wait...

rmoss78 10

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:07

Haha that's what a dad is for. They'll play jokes on you

that_geibel_girl 15

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:08

Well that wasn't very nice, lol

JRT98 12

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:08

You have an amazing father, oh the glory.

shudson186 17

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:09

That is pretty cruel. I feel that pain though OP my dad did terrible jokes like that too.

TakDatWitU 9

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:10

Who the hell does shit like that is real messed up.

thevelociraptor 31

Saturday 26 July 2014 11:16

It was just a joke... :c

ImAFaker 29

Saturday 26 July 2014 17:32

Everyone keeps saying "that's mean" but it really isn't that mean. I think OP overreacted a bit when she broke out in tears and I think that you need to harden up if that was "cruel".