By colebear - 27/05/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML
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I read that as hand job application.

I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one. Haha.

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just calm down in future

or just play with your own underwear...

Why are you called whiteboy when you are black?

maybe she thinks your fat..

were u applying for a job at Victoria secret?

When I first read this I was skimming through and saw handjob... had to go back and double check it. But not fyl, cant diss your fetishes.

handjob application?

I read the first line as, "Today, I went to get a hand-job application..."

I read that as hand job application.

That's most likely what happened... why do you think the supervisor was so quick to act for an interview?

I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one. Haha.

omfg me 2 I was like lolwut?

wtf... me too LOL

whoa! me too. we need to get our heads outta the clouds.

me to! glad I'm not the only one.

I don't feel alone anymore! I totally read hand job application too xD

haha you think you're jacked or somethingXD I thought twelve year olds weren't allowed on this, 18 up kid

Same here.. Look what reading FMLs led to xD

Great first impression!

The dirty things people will do for a job......

So? Despite it being a bit weird it won't affect you getting the job

uhhh if an interviewer thinks ur weird, ya it could.

I read it as hand job application... sorry, but I was sneezing and only saw "hand", "job" and "application". You see where this is going. Anyways, I'm sure you knew they were underwear... we all know we would do it too, even subconsciously at the least.

You are an asshole.

lol, did you get the job?

I'm gonna say that its safe to assume that they did not get the job.

ah haha you gotta try to calm down next time

moral: look before you fondle, children. also on reflection another important life lesson is the importance of punctuation, highlighted by the placement of the comma in the above sentence.

Relax. You can still understand what she's saying, at least their are no spelling mistakes.

11 meant the comma in her own sentence. as in, a comma makes a big difference between "look before you fondle children" where it is implied that children are being fondled... and "look before you fondle, children" where children are being addressed, and advised to look before they fondle. but I guess on FML every comment has to be an insult to someone else

I understood your joke/ comma lesson so take heart, not everyone on here misses the point entirely.

ahh sweet, someone understands. and if it makes you feel better about the lack of understanding abundant on fml, i got the 30 rock reference in your name 56 :)