By Puggle1019 - 17/07/2018 20:30

Today, my brother gave me a massive rope burn. He got a 30-second talk with our mother. I got an allergic reaction to the lotion used to ease the pain. My mother said I was overreacting. FML
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chris_lillo 15

How did he give you a rope burn? If it was a sincere accident you cant expect your mom to give him some huge punishment.

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commandpriority 5

I honestly read this as rug burn. Then I wondered if I was suddenly in the south

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chris_lillo 15

How did he give you a rope burn? If it was a sincere accident you cant expect your mom to give him some huge punishment.

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commandpriority 5

I honestly read this as rug burn. Then I wondered if I was suddenly in the south

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blondie45 21

What are you, like 10 or something? Even old enough to be on FML?

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d3rpb0t 10

Technically, she wasn't wrong, it was just your immune system overreacting. ...jokes aside, that sucks OP. Hopefully you've recovered by now.

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lucidinferno 12

How does one accidentally get rope burn?

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Davros 12

Your mom KNOWS you have no problem putting that lotion on a friction burn

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