FML : Today, my brother gave me a massive rope burn. He got a 30-second talk with our mother. I got an allergic reaction to the lotion used to ease the pain....

Today, my brother gave me a massive rope burn. He got a 30-second talk with our mother. I got an allergic reaction to the lotion used to ease the pain. My mother said I was overreacting. FML

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By Puggle1019 - / Tuesday 17 July 2018 20:30 /

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By chris_lillo | 10

#7662679 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 20:33

How did he give you a rope burn? If it was a sincere accident you cant expect your mom to give him some huge punishment.

By commandpriority | 4

#7662694 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 20:56

I honestly read this as rug burn. Then I wondered if I was suddenly in the south

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By chris_lillo | 10

#7662679 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 20:33

How did he give you a rope burn? If it was a sincere accident you cant expect your mom to give him some huge punishment.

By Lisa Alexandria | 10

#7662686 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 20:41

Dogs will be dogs!! 🤷🏻‍♀️

By commandpriority | 4

#7662694 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 20:56

I honestly read this as rug burn. Then I wondered if I was suddenly in the south

By blondie45 | 16

#7662709 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 21:11

What are you, like 10 or something? Even old enough to be on FML?

By d3rpb0t | 8

#7662825 - Wednesday 18 July 2018 5:46

Technically, she wasn't wrong, it was just your immune system overreacting.

...jokes aside, that sucks OP. Hopefully you've recovered by now.

By lucidinferno | 9

#7662834 - Wednesday 18 July 2018 7:11

How does one accidentally get rope burn?

By Davros | 12

#7662924 - Wednesday 18 July 2018 10:50

Your mom KNOWS you have no problem putting that lotion on a friction burn

PhoenixChick | 24

#7664113 - Friday 20 July 2018 15:58

speaking of burns...

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