Kids and Health: Today, my brother gave me a massive rope burn. He got a 30-second...

By Puggle1019 - 17/07/2018 20:30

Today, my brother gave me a massive rope burn. He got a 30-second talk with our mother. I got an allergic reaction to the lotion used to ease the pain. My mother said I was overreacting. FML

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chris_lillo 15

Tuesday 17 July 2018 20:33

How did he give you a rope burn? If it was a sincere accident you cant expect your mom to give him some huge punishment.

commandpriority 5

Tuesday 17 July 2018 20:56

I honestly read this as rug burn. Then I wondered if I was suddenly in the south

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chris_lillo 15

Tuesday 17 July 2018 20:33

How did he give you a rope burn? If it was a sincere accident you cant expect your mom to give him some huge punishment.

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Tuesday 17 July 2018 20:41

Dogs will be dogs!! 🤷🏻‍♀️

commandpriority 5

Tuesday 17 July 2018 20:56

I honestly read this as rug burn. Then I wondered if I was suddenly in the south

blondie45 21

Tuesday 17 July 2018 21:11

What are you, like 10 or something? Even old enough to be on FML?

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Wednesday 18 July 2018 5:46

Technically, she wasn't wrong, it was just your immune system overreacting. ...jokes aside, that sucks OP. Hopefully you've recovered by now.

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Wednesday 18 July 2018 7:11

How does one accidentally get rope burn?

Davros 12

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Wednesday 18 July 2018 10:50

Your mom KNOWS you have no problem putting that lotion on a friction burn

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Friday 20 July 2018 15:58

speaking of burns...

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