Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML
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redbluegreen
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The guy really needs to concentrate on more important things than juice.
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shadow33456
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haha wow what a idiot
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shadow33456
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haha wow what a idiot
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BREADEDELF
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what *an* idiot
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IHATETROLLSS
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get off his nuts grammar nazi
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Juliaa15
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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babyyappld
| 7
bitches be crazy
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edteach
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wouldn't that be a ph of 7.1 and above?
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swimchica22
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28-does it really matter.......
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notsocrazee
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28-that is7.1 or less actually.
and I agree with #1, guy's stupid:P
and I agree with #1, guy's stupid:P
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YacL
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He sounds a little more insane to me. A little more than most people anyway...
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shaneac
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#1, you creeper! I love Minecraft, it's so addicting.
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AlterrOnmi
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28- pH7.1? I sure that water or something..now if he gave him lemon juice that a pH of 2.2
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herrobear
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28, acids are ph under 7....7.1 is probably water. Above 7 is more basic.
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franniedottp
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why are we arguing about pH levels?
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SeaNDouble
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no 6.9 and below is acidic... 7.1 and up is basic
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alisa162
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Haha why the fluck are you guys talking about acids and stuff?! O.o
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swimchica22
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why does everyone have to try and be such smart asses.....
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monkeebalz
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shut up
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JawneeG
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-7- By the nine.... You are right
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joblessalex
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7.1 is basic I'm sure. Maybe you are thinking of 6.9?
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zuzupetalsYO
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I think this FML is fake
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bldouglas
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cuz they deal with ph balances to grow their goods. and since they smoke their goods they like to argue about it on internet lol. nothin wrong with that
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ThatFatGuyBehind
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Wow that's quite the heavy fail right there
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GreenMaze
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did you gave him some base to neutralized the acid.
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Alex94xela
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give him a cup of detergent to neutralize the acid enjoy xd
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phatdaddy62
| 23
Baking Soda.
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superguppy19
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give not gave
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redbluegreen
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The guy really needs to concentrate on more important things than juice.
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jennifer93
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Teehee. concentrate. juice. hehe
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xalerion
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maybe he didn't want to concentrate as much as the juice
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fleh
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good observation #7
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FruitSalad4225
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ICWUDT
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808Boyo
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hahaha Im picturing a really gay guy sitting in a corner complaining..."you messed up my fucking juice!"
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Juliaa15
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What does his sexuality have to do with anything?
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
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He could being using gay as in dumb, not homosexual. Could be, I am not saying he is though.
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cbnano12
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it's worse if he's using gay as dumb
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jennifer93
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haha can you imagine the talk at that police station that day? cops must get the weirdest call ins
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DesB
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I heard of this lady calling the cops because McDonalds ran out of French fries!!! she ended up going to jail lol people call for the stupidest things now a days
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qasimahsan93
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At which point you called the cops because he was harassing you out of pure spite? :P
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seenyou
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wow , major over reaction . that's just annoying
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nerdfighteria
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It's just the kind of annoying over-reaction that belongs on notalwaysright. OP, you should post it there.
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rattusrattus
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*prays that this guy never becomes President/Prime Minister/Head Honcho etc.*
I would not want to live in this guy's perception of reality, where the police arrest people for excessively acidic juice.
I would not want to live in this guy's perception of reality, where the police arrest people for excessively acidic juice.
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hockeyrocks39
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Now that was funny.....
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Tsunami87
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wow, people are really pathetic
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619warrior281
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It's nice to HE isn't the one serving juice and food to the public.
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lidemocr
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huh?
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babyydolly
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umm what?
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lilmisslovely13
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I think she meant "that" instead of "to". But her post still doesn't make any sense.