Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops...

By Alice - 27/5/2011 05:46 - Australia

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

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By redbluegreen | 40

#2573135 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:04

The guy really needs to concentrate on more important things than juice.

By shadow33456 | 1

#2573109 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:00

haha wow what a idiot

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By shadow33456 | 1

#2573109 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:00

haha wow what a idiot

BREADEDELF | 3

#2573126 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:02

what *an* idiot

IHATETROLLSS | 0

#2573205 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:19

get off his nuts grammar nazi

Juliaa15 | 6

#2573220 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

babyyappld | 7

#2573254 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:29

bitches be crazy

edteach | 0

#2573458 - Friday 27 May 2011 13:30

wouldn't that be a ph of 7.1 and above?

swimchica22 | 0

#2573725 - Friday 27 May 2011 15:12

28-does it really matter.......

notsocrazee | 0

#2573767 - Friday 27 May 2011 15:29

28-that is7.1 or less actually.

and I agree with #1, guy's stupid:P

YacL | 15

#2573771 - Friday 27 May 2011 15:32

He sounds a little more insane to me. A little more than most people anyway...

shaneac | 0

#2574088 - Friday 27 May 2011 17:17

#1, you creeper! I love Minecraft, it's so addicting.

AlterrOnmi | 0

#2574139 - Friday 27 May 2011 17:54

28- pH7.1? I sure that water or something..now if he gave him lemon juice that a pH of 2.2

herrobear | 0

#2574578 - Friday 27 May 2011 20:04

28, acids are ph under 7....7.1 is probably water. Above 7 is more basic.

franniedottp | 8

#2575972 - Saturday 28 May 2011 1:16

why are we arguing about pH levels?

SeaNDouble | 1

#2576548 - Saturday 28 May 2011 3:01

no 6.9 and below is acidic... 7.1 and up is basic

alisa162 | 0

#2576909 - Saturday 28 May 2011 4:28

Haha why the fluck are you guys talking about acids and stuff?! O.o

swimchica22 | 0

#2576995 - Saturday 28 May 2011 4:46

why does everyone have to try and be such smart asses.....

monkeebalz | 0

#2577220 - Saturday 28 May 2011 5:36

shut up

JawneeG | 0

#2577245 - Saturday 28 May 2011 5:41

-7- By the nine.... You are right

joblessalex | 0

#2577607 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:21

7.1 is basic I'm sure. Maybe you are thinking of 6.9?

zuzupetalsYO | 11

#2646957 - Thursday 9 June 2011 8:48

I think this FML is fake

bldouglas | 0

#3318215 - Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:49

cuz they deal with ph balances to grow their goods. and since they smoke their goods they like to argue about it on internet lol. nothin wrong with that

By ThatFatGuyBehind | 3

#2573118 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:01

Wow that's quite the heavy fail right there

GreenMaze | 0

#2574146 - Friday 27 May 2011 17:59

did you gave him some base to neutralized the acid.

Alex94xela | 0

#2574171 - Friday 27 May 2011 18:12

give him a cup of detergent to neutralize the acid enjoy xd

phatdaddy62 | 23

#2574626 - Friday 27 May 2011 20:13

Baking Soda.

superguppy19 | 3

#2574959 - Friday 27 May 2011 21:28

give not gave

By redbluegreen | 40

#2573135 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:04

The guy really needs to concentrate on more important things than juice.

jennifer93 | 0

#2573179 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:12

Teehee. concentrate. juice. hehe

xalerion | 0

#2573185 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:13

maybe he didn't want to concentrate as much as the juice

fleh | 0

#2574079 - Friday 27 May 2011 17:12

good observation #7

FruitSalad4225 | 0

#2574303 - Friday 27 May 2011 19:14

ICWUDT

By 808Boyo | 4

#2573158 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:08

hahaha Im picturing a really gay guy sitting in a corner complaining..."you messed up my fucking juice!"

Juliaa15 | 6

#2573229 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:23

What does his sexuality have to do with anything?

Mean_Mr_Mustard | 9

#2573385 - Friday 27 May 2011 13:06

He could being using gay as in dumb, not homosexual. Could be, I am not saying he is though.

cbnano12 | 0

#2573456 - Friday 27 May 2011 13:29

it's worse if he's using gay as dumb

By jennifer93 | 0

#2573191 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:14

haha can you imagine the talk at that police station that day? cops must get the weirdest call ins

DesB | 7

#2576750 - Saturday 28 May 2011 3:49

I heard of this lady calling the cops because McDonalds ran out of French fries!!! she ended up going to jail lol people call for the stupidest things now a days

By qasimahsan93 | 4

#2573193 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:14

At which point you called the cops because he was harassing you out of pure spite? :P

By seenyou | 3

#2573209 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:19

wow , major over reaction . that's just annoying

nerdfighteria | 7

#2969541 - Monday 25 July 2011 5:53

It's just the kind of annoying over-reaction that belongs on notalwaysright. OP, you should post it there.

By rattusrattus | 18

#2573233 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:24

*prays that this guy never becomes President/Prime Minister/Head Honcho etc.*

I would not want to live in this guy's perception of reality, where the police arrest people for excessively acidic juice.