Work: Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops...

By Alice - 27/05/2011 05:46 - Australia

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

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redbluegreen 40

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Friday 27 May 2011 12:04

The guy really needs to concentrate on more important things than juice.

shadow33456 1

Friday 27 May 2011 12:00

haha wow what a idiot

shadow33456 1

Friday 27 May 2011 12:00

haha wow what a idiot

BREADEDELF 3

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Friday 27 May 2011 12:02

what *an* idiot

IHATETROLLSS 0

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Friday 27 May 2011 12:19

get off his nuts grammar nazi

Juliaa15 6

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Friday 27 May 2011 12:22

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babyyappld 7

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Friday 27 May 2011 12:29

bitches be crazy

edteach 0

Friday 27 May 2011 13:30

wouldn't that be a ph of 7.1 and above?

swimchica22 0

Friday 27 May 2011 15:12

28-does it really matter.......

notsocrazee 0

Friday 27 May 2011 15:29

28-that is7.1 or less actually. and I agree with #1, guy's stupid:P

YacL 15

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Friday 27 May 2011 15:32

He sounds a little more insane to me. A little more than most people anyway...

shaneac 0

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Friday 27 May 2011 17:17

#1, you creeper! I love Minecraft, it's so addicting.

AlterrOnmi 0

Friday 27 May 2011 17:54

28- pH7.1? I sure that water or something..now if he gave him lemon juice that a pH of 2.2

herrobear 0

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Friday 27 May 2011 20:04

28, acids are ph under 7....7.1 is probably water. Above 7 is more basic.

franniedottp 8

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Saturday 28 May 2011 1:16

why are we arguing about pH levels?

SeaNDouble 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:01

no 6.9 and below is acidic... 7.1 and up is basic

alisa162 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:28

Haha why the fluck are you guys talking about acids and stuff?! O.o

swimchica22 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:46

why does everyone have to try and be such smart asses.....

monkeebalz 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:36

shut up

JawneeG 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:41

-7- By the nine.... You are right

joblessalex 0

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Saturday 28 May 2011 6:21

7.1 is basic I'm sure. Maybe you are thinking of 6.9?

zuzupetalsYO 11

Thursday 9 June 2011 8:48

I think this FML is fake

bldouglas 0

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Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:49

cuz they deal with ph balances to grow their goods. and since they smoke their goods they like to argue about it on internet lol. nothin wrong with that

ThatFatGuyBehind 3

Friday 27 May 2011 12:01

Wow that's quite the heavy fail right there

GreenMaze 0

Friday 27 May 2011 17:59

did you gave him some base to neutralized the acid.

Alex94xela 0

Friday 27 May 2011 18:12

give him a cup of detergent to neutralize the acid enjoy xd

phatdaddy62 23

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Friday 27 May 2011 20:13

Baking Soda.

superguppy19 3

Friday 27 May 2011 21:28

give not gave

redbluegreen 40

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Friday 27 May 2011 12:04

The guy really needs to concentrate on more important things than juice.

jennifer93 0

Friday 27 May 2011 12:12

Teehee. concentrate. juice. hehe

xalerion 0

Friday 27 May 2011 12:13

maybe he didn't want to concentrate as much as the juice

fleh 0

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Friday 27 May 2011 17:12

good observation #7

FruitSalad4225 0

Friday 27 May 2011 19:14

ICWUDT

808Boyo 4

Friday 27 May 2011 12:08

hahaha Im picturing a really gay guy sitting in a corner complaining..."you messed up my fucking juice!"

Juliaa15 6

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Friday 27 May 2011 12:23

What does his sexuality have to do with anything?

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Friday 27 May 2011 13:06

He could being using gay as in dumb, not homosexual. Could be, I am not saying he is though.

cbnano12 0

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Friday 27 May 2011 13:29

it's worse if he's using gay as dumb

jennifer93 0

Friday 27 May 2011 12:14

haha can you imagine the talk at that police station that day? cops must get the weirdest call ins

DesB 7

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Saturday 28 May 2011 3:49

I heard of this lady calling the cops because McDonalds ran out of French fries!!! she ended up going to jail lol people call for the stupidest things now a days

qasimahsan93 4

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Friday 27 May 2011 12:14

At which point you called the cops because he was harassing you out of pure spite? :P

seenyou 3

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Friday 27 May 2011 12:19

wow , major over reaction . that's just annoying

nerdfighteria 7

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Monday 25 July 2011 5:53

It's just the kind of annoying over-reaction that belongs on notalwaysright. OP, you should post it there.

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Friday 27 May 2011 12:24

*prays that this guy never becomes President/Prime Minister/Head Honcho etc.* I would not want to live in this guy's perception of reality, where the police arrest people for excessively acidic juice.