At least Op can pass up herpes. Yay Op!

Cruel, cruel capitalism

FYL OP, the director didn't have to be so mean

HA Op is ugly lol

I'm really sorry, I swear I'm not a grammar nazi. Under any other circumstances I wouldn't care, but I'm genuinely curious. Was the "director an ass, but" you think? Or was the "director an ass butt. You think" (which is a little redundant, but funny)? I'm pretty sure it's the first one, but I really want it to be the second one.

35-we can tell.

#2, unless they did it as a goof -- like electing Carrie to be prom queen just to soak her in pig blood.

@35 In GNAnon (Grammar Nazi anonymous) you've got to stand up and declare. However, wouldn't "ass but" be redundant, and wouldn't it be "ass butt" if that's what she really meant? *runs and hides in the back of the GNAnon room*

Forget the kissing booth and the blackjack.

I believe 5 was referring to a Futurama gag, where bender goes to make his own, whatever, except to make it better then his friends he wants to add flapjacks (old term for pancakes) and hookers.

Or perhaps they'd all be afraid that someone close to you would beat the tar out of anyone who paid to kiss you. 8-)

Yes, murder always helps. Let's go drown some puppies and strangle some orphans with their intestines while we're at it.

I'm sorry, I forget that people actually take the darker aspect of my sense of humour seriously. Perhaps I should tone it down a little, perhaps I should censor my thoughts for the benefit of the squeamish, but I'm not going to, it's too much fun.

Wow. That's a bit harsh. Lets just leave the puppies alone. Strangle all the orphans you want. Nobody will miss them anyway.

I'm a bad person for laughing at 17's comment.

#36 ya.

Or they were just trolling.

Magical phone

I see the same thing. Didn't even notice until you pointed it out :b