Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML
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Xquisite1
| 28
Tell the director to be your first client by kissing your ass.
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feldco1
| 17
Your director is an ass but I think it's sweet that someone suggested you!
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Xquisite1
| 28
Tell the director to be your first client by kissing your ass.
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slick5880
| 22
At least Op can pass up herpes. Yay Op!
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lamdat5r
| 10
Cruel, cruel capitalism
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patebishop
| 7
FYL OP, the director didn't have to be so mean
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inzunza
| 5
HA Op is ugly lol
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feldco1
| 17
Your director is an ass but I think it's sweet that someone suggested you!
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MrBond007_fml
| 6
I'm really sorry, I swear I'm not a grammar nazi. Under any other circumstances I wouldn't care, but I'm genuinely curious. Was the "director an ass, but" you think? Or was the "director an ass butt. You think" (which is a little redundant, but funny)?
I'm pretty sure it's the first one, but I really want it to be the second one.
I'm pretty sure it's the first one, but I really want it to be the second one.
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thats_my_job
| 11
35-we can tell.
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perdix
| 29
#2, unless they did it as a goof -- like electing Carrie to be prom queen just to soak her in pig blood.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
@35 In GNAnon (Grammar Nazi anonymous) you've got to stand up and declare.
However, wouldn't "ass but" be redundant, and wouldn't it be "ass butt" if that's what she really meant?
*runs and hides in the back of the GNAnon room*
However, wouldn't "ass but" be redundant, and wouldn't it be "ass butt" if that's what she really meant?
*runs and hides in the back of the GNAnon room*
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HeyHeyFishFillet
| 34
Proceed to suggest their mother, since she's used to people taking turns with her.
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DKjazz
| 20
You'll just start your own kissing booth, with blackjack, and hookers.
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TwoXMike
| 14
Forget the kissing booth and the blackjack.
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wlddog
| 14
I believe 5 was referring to a Futurama gag, where bender goes to make his own, whatever, except to make it better then his friends he wants to add flapjacks (old term for pancakes) and hookers.
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TrueTriage
| 16
Either your director is a douche bag or he was attempting to be funny. All in the tone of his voice.
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Docbee
| 11
They'd never make a profit because nobody can afford your beauty :)
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Bibliovore
| 26
Or perhaps they'd all be afraid that someone close to you would beat the tar out of anyone who paid to kiss you. 8-)
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Demonfish
| 14
Prove him wrong; kiss him right there and then! That'll show him! (of course that is assuming that you're a good kisser, if not you may just embarrass yourself...)
Or you could brutally murder him with a machete, that could help :)
Or you could brutally murder him with a machete, that could help :)
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Docbee
| 11
Yes, murder always helps. Let's go drown some puppies and strangle some orphans with their intestines while we're at it.
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Demonfish
| 14
I'm sorry, I forget that people actually take the darker aspect of my sense of humour seriously. Perhaps I should tone it down a little, perhaps I should censor my thoughts for the benefit of the squeamish, but I'm not going to, it's too much fun.
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supportcommand
| 17
Wow. That's a bit harsh. Lets just leave the puppies alone. Strangle all the orphans you want. Nobody will miss them anyway.
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Archay
| 13
I'm a bad person for laughing at 17's comment.
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liv_graham
| 7
#36 ya.
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screenager5
| 35
Hey, someone in that class thinks you're attractive and made it known to the whole group! A lot of girls would kill for that kind of attention.
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MikeFoxtrot01594
| 11
Or they were just trolling.
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Docbee
| 11
There are many ways! You can hand out complimentary tanks(life-sized), you could pay them to kiss you, hand out everyones' wallets... and the list goes on!
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license2chill
| 5
Is it just my phone showing "kissing both" instead of "kissing booth"?
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misspennycakes
| 7
Magical phone
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screenager5
| 35
I see the same thing. Didn't even notice until you pointed it out :b