Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML
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Butterbuns
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....Wow. YDI, for being lame enough to BE comparing dick sizes with your friends. Do you not have anything better to do?
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henri_fml
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didn't you know the size of your own dick before you entered a measuring contest?
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donkey_hang_down
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They could call you half inch hero!
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beardo8
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YDI FOR BEING ASIAN
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spazzdoodle
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Heh, it's even worse when you realize they were all erected when it was just a bunch of their guy friends surrounding them
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aaaaa12345_fml
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wow. that's gay as fuck
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NDnation44
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that is the gayest idea i have ever heard
"What do you want to do today?"
"Let's compare dick sizes."
"What do you want to do today?"
"Let's compare dick sizes."
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sobe23
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This is so homo. Why would you want to show your cock to other guys????!!!
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xViolet11
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Sausagefest!!!
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megalan
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gays
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fmlalldayxxx
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wow ur right lol
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foxytrot
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ur gay. pretty boy, ur pic may be a wolf, but it's also from new moon
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soccerfreak878
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158 is so rite! lol epic win!
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loludeserveit
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252 is a god
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Rickymonkeypants
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so did you all circle jerk after?
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papaguna
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agreed, 252 you're awesome
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omgYoUbasTards
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this is def the gayest thing I've ever heard.
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My2864
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they call ya steriotype but i call ya fag... showing dick to guys? really
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hayno
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thats gotta suck
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ky_stone22
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agreed. good luck OP.
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marcolin
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Agreed 2, poor lad...
How small are you then? xD
How small are you then? xD
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lmmmr
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No, it's alright. He can still help girls with their math homework.
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_THE_MASTER_
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lol @ 2 and even more @ 84...and have a lot of fun explaining your nickname to any chick you ever talk to, cause you know if your friends are around, they're gonna walk up and be like 'hey, stereotype, who's this?' course, you could just say that you got it 'cause your good at math or terrible at driving...
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MrsFxckIt
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lol genius comment:]
Anywho, OP you're gay and retarded. First of all, why do you care whose dick is largest? You obviously must've known you were small. Second of all, how are you comfortable just pulling down your Boxers oh wait sorry..Tidy Widies for your friends to check you out? Gay.
You and your friends are total losers..YDI
Anywho, OP you're gay and retarded. First of all, why do you care whose dick is largest? You obviously must've known you were small. Second of all, how are you comfortable just pulling down your Boxers oh wait sorry..Tidy Widies for your friends to check you out? Gay.
You and your friends are total losers..YDI
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cheeter
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meh nothing wrong with Mr. OP being curious to see if the stereotype was true.
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Xader
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So, did you still enjoy the rest of the circle jerk?
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klumzy0123456789
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ewww. next time dont show off ur parts
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BLNovelist
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I'm not sure how you could deserve that....though I wouldn't say your life is fucked either. -shrugs-
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Snip3r_Kitty
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YDI for doing something gay, not for being Asian you racist fuck.
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Quest_
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Don't tell someone else off for being racist while simultaneously making a slur towards homosexuals, you imbecile.
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dusty1030
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Don't tell some one off for being insensitive to gay people while simultaneously calling them stupid, you hypocrite.
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HeyItsWill12
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I hope you just used a ruler.. one at a time in a bathroom or something.. cause thats awkward.
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IceCubez
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Don't tell someone off for being hypocritical while calling them.....I killed off the chain.
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allylalala
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lmfao i think they just said it......not like showed it lol
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blue_dude
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/facedesk
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udontknowme69
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very awkward
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edward12
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homos arent a race retard
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F_U_GUY
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Don't tell someone off for calling someone stupid while calling them a hypocrite, you respectable person.
And no one said homosexuals were a race.
And no one said homosexuals were a race.
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henri_fml
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didn't you know the size of your own dick before you entered a measuring contest?
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Shadow14l
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It's an excuse for him. They're all homosexual idiots.
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jgw10
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gay
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chveya
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Next time, LIE.
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FacePALM24
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Maybe they compared side by side..
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Blue_Coconuts
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Makes it even gayer. Seeing your buddies cock when it's a practical joke or something is one thing, but openly being a meat gazer for shits and giggles is pretty gay.
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Butterbuns
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....Wow. YDI, for being lame enough to BE comparing dick sizes with your friends. Do you not have anything better to do?
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amodelqueso
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Ever seen The Book of Love?
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jackalope104
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It's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it.
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skim1994
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Lol I would phrase it like this; Its not the size that matters, its where you get to put it
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SurfDaWave
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Welcome to my world. Except I'm on the opposite-Asian side of it =(
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add899
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Taryn, have u never been on a boat? smaller bots have more motion an rocking while bigger ones are smoother. I don't think that helps the argument much tho. I too, am asian
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albert17
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which brings us to our next question. Which stereotype is true for Tiger Woods? =p
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Thepzzzz12
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This Definitely Should Say: Today, Me and My Friends Decided To Compare Dick Sizes. FML
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ananamoose
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seriously, wtf that's not weird at all???? find some productive activites to do or something!! Monopoly for crying out loud!
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chveya
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Y'know, it's kind of pointless to reply to an early comment that you aren't even talking about when you're just one number after them. I've seen people in the hundreds do it, but c'mon. This is ridiculous.
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debbtennis
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How bout you learning some Grammar.
instead of me and my friends it should be ; my friends and I.
Stupid ass. Before making fun of people, learn grammar.
ass hole.
instead of me and my friends it should be ; my friends and I.
Stupid ass. Before making fun of people, learn grammar.
ass hole.
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spacer_
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jaysus he was making a point. Since when does grammar on the net have to be perfect? Before you start lecturing others on grammar maybe start with the basics like, I don't know, capital letters.
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DameGreyWulf
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Well, it doesn't have to be perfect, but using good grammar (anywhere, not just the Internet) generally makes people think you might have some idea of what you're saying.
But "me and [other(s)]" is too common a mistake, speaking and writing, to be ragging on somebody for it, especially if it's the only mistake. I'd actually be more concerned that they're one of those douches who Capitalize Every Letter in Their Sentence Like They Thought Their Whole Life Was One Big Movie Title.
Nice comeback, though lol
As for everyone going "OMG COMPARING SIZES LIEK GROSS!!"
I've... never actually heard of this as being an odd practice. I was actually pretty sure that most guys did it at some point or another. Guess not. [shrugs]
But "me and [other(s)]" is too common a mistake, speaking and writing, to be ragging on somebody for it, especially if it's the only mistake. I'd actually be more concerned that they're one of those douches who Capitalize Every Letter in Their Sentence Like They Thought Their Whole Life Was One Big Movie Title.
Nice comeback, though lol
As for everyone going "OMG COMPARING SIZES LIEK GROSS!!"
I've... never actually heard of this as being an odd practice. I was actually pretty sure that most guys did it at some point or another. Guess not. [shrugs]
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lmmmr
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I think it being such a common mistake is MORE reason to correct it.
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DameGreyWulf
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Ah, well, true enough.
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rubberjesus
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did you seriously just say "how bout you learning some Grammar." LOL FAIL
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loludeserveit
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while being a grammar Nazi, how bout u also use proper spacing and puctuation.
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ber5897
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LOL I totally agree
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kyasariin
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It's 'kay, bud. We Asian's gotta stick together. xP
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deaditegirl
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YDI for comparing dick sizes. Get some hobbies or something.
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Lepton
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Yep, what deaditegirl says.
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spamky
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Agreed, who the fuck measures their dick sizes with their friends?