No chance

Sounds like she's got you pussy whipped without having to put out

'pussy whipped'? No, they've been togetyer 2 yrs without sex...either they're really young or really religious

'pussy whipped' is a bit much man. 2 yrs without sex? Either they're really young or really religious.

Hate to break it to you but that’s what a relationship is. She shouldn’t have to put out every single time you get excited.

If it's been 2 years and there hasn't even been a FIRST time, that's hardly even considered a relationship. That's a friendship.

Have you considered asexuals or people who want to wait until marriage?

Um. I’m in a relationship and we haven’t had sex yet. It’s been almost four years and we are both fine with it. Nice try though.

If you’ve been together for two years why is this a FMl? You’re supposed to enjoy spending time with your partner...

Honestly don’t take this for granted because she could be gone from your life at any given moment. Enjoy and cherish every second you have with her like it’s your last

If you've been with her for two years and haven't had sex then she isn't your girlfriend, she's using you. Get a real girlfriend.

Sex doesn’t make a relationship. If that’s how you define it, I pity you.

It may not define a relationship but it is certainly a part of it. I pity your man. You must throw out a guilt trip every time you get intimate.

Where’s the FML?🙃

When she’s ready she will let you know. Maybe wait until she’s adult.

If you make the Mac and Cheese right, you'll get laid;)

Could probably stir that Mac and cheese with your rigid “spoon”...if only she wanted to fork...

A mac & cheese date sounds great. Hanging out with girlfriend, spending time together, is the best thing, you don't need sex to have fun. You should be great friends with your lover before becoming lovers, and also communication is key. Have you talked with her how you want to take the next step in your relationship and start having sex, is she even ready for that kind of thing? Express your desires in wanting to make love to her, and also having sex is not the same as making love together. Remember it's not all about you.