Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML
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seppi24
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say His ex Sent you a Picture of His Penis and thats Why you laughed
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Blacksxe
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Just say you're laughing at the fact your roommate is jealous of your size.
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jillianmathers12
| 13
Lol you deserved it! Just tell him that you got a text that made you laugh!
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bnvc
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.
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bnvc
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Golly.
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alliewillie
| 22
This^
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Lanceeden
| 12
Or that you saw a picture of his.
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echogekko
| 7
I asked my girlfriend for a naughty picture and all she sent to my phone was her middle finger, that made me laugh.
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stacianichole
| 2
Right.
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Lanceeden
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#16 cool story bro
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enonymous
| 8
Every small penis needs love... Especially mine
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aruam365
| 24
say to him "No, it's so big every time I see it I laugh with joy. And so does your mom!"
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iBanana
| 17
I would have showed him my penis with his partners named signed on it.. Unless it was a guy.
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gojira666
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The "he" part kinda makes me think it was a guy.....
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crazy_whitechick
| 6
32- I'm pretty sure he was talking bout his roommates partner...
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angrymexican
| 8
Who texts on the can?
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jillianmathers12
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Idk its better than reading FML'S on the can!
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beckybecks20
| 8
Wow, OP. XD
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DatWhiteGuy
| 0
Fuck yeah.
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flakitaa22
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He funny thing is, I read this while on the toilet. (x
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skatepunk96
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I read fml's in the bathroom too most of the time.
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krakadilian
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Fuck you.
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DerekBlaskie
| 6
Wow I now feel sry for the room mate. Ha!
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SirMoose
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Why does he deserve it?
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Altosax
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In my opinion, it was a pretty week joke, so maybe it's not all that bad for OP.
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MJJ5809
| 9
ROFL
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MJJ5809
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Haha yeah thay was!
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Miss_Blaine
| 18
Please stop being mean! My bfs penis is small! Who cares! I still love him :)
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ChrisTheCalm
| 9
I'm laughing cuz that comment means his roomate had to see his penis which is very very gay. Fail.
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SirMoose
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Why is this thumbed down?
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DerekBlaskie
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I don't think you guys understood my comment above.. Let me rephrase.
I now feel sry for the room mate because he basically just informed everyone he was starring at your penis.. This fml never states that the room mate explained the whole story to each person he told..
I now feel sry for the room mate because he basically just informed everyone he was starring at your penis.. This fml never states that the room mate explained the whole story to each person he told..
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Kiirst_mt1994
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lmao
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yasmineo16
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Aww that sucks, fyl :/
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Blacksxe
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Just say you're laughing at the fact your roommate is jealous of your size.
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frozenfreeze
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It's alright if you're small, you don't have to tell yourself it was the FML you were laughing at. If you admit the truth, you're better off.
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RuCheezBurger
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So why havent you admitted you have a tiny penis?
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Jaxx66
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Mine is so small, it's basically non-existent. So sad :(
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Dudelike89
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83-I find non-existent penises on women very attractive.
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seppi24
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say His ex Sent you a Picture of His Penis and thats Why you laughed
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guckylynn
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why Are random letters Capitalized?
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ComplexChris
| 3
good one!
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tsim_fml
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win
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seppi24
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Auto correction, im german so...
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Hockey_fan
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Say your poop looked funny :D
...Damn I'm smooth
...Damn I'm smooth
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Happens to the best of us ;)
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Happens to the best of us ;)
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skata
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no, because the best of us don't have hilariously small dicks
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kareltje
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LOL! That sucks for you OP, but it IS hilarious :D
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sierralovesyou
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Haha poor guy, just can't get a break can you hun?