Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells...

By Anonymous - 6/10/2011 16:17 - Canada

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By seppi24 | 1

#3397803 - Thursday 6 October 2011 22:49

say His ex Sent you a Picture of His Penis and thats Why you laughed

By Blacksxe | 1

#3397789 - Thursday 6 October 2011 22:48

Just say you're laughing at the fact your roommate is jealous of your size.

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By jillianmathers12 | 13

#3397764 - Thursday 6 October 2011 22:45

Lol you deserved it! Just tell him that you got a text that made you laugh!

bnvc | 0

#3397768 - Thursday 6 October 2011 22:46

bnvc | 0

#3397793 - Thursday 6 October 2011 22:48

Golly.

alliewillie | 22

#3397795 - Thursday 6 October 2011 22:48

This^

Lanceeden | 12

#3397868 - Thursday 6 October 2011 22:56

Or that you saw a picture of his.

echogekko | 7

#3397909 - Thursday 6 October 2011 23:02

I asked my girlfriend for a naughty picture and all she sent to my phone was her middle finger, that made me laugh.

stacianichole | 2

#3397915 - Thursday 6 October 2011 23:03

Right.

Lanceeden | 12

#3397918 - Thursday 6 October 2011 23:03

#16 cool story bro

enonymous | 8

#3397922 - Thursday 6 October 2011 23:03

Every small penis needs love... Especially mine

aruam365 | 24

#3397932 - Thursday 6 October 2011 23:05

say to him "No, it's so big every time I see it I laugh with joy. And so does your mom!"

iBanana | 17

#3397981 - Thursday 6 October 2011 23:11

I would have showed him my penis with his partners named signed on it.. Unless it was a guy.

gojira666 | 7

#3398066 - Thursday 6 October 2011 23:30

The "he" part kinda makes me think it was a guy.....

crazy_whitechick | 6

#3398166 - Thursday 6 October 2011 23:57

32- I'm pretty sure he was talking bout his roommates partner...

angrymexican | 8

#3398221 - Friday 7 October 2011 0:08

Who texts on the can?

jillianmathers12 | 13

#3398299 - Friday 7 October 2011 0:32

Idk its better than reading FML'S on the can!

beckybecks20 | 8

#3398319 - Friday 7 October 2011 0:44

Wow, OP. XD

DatWhiteGuy | 0

#3398807 - Friday 7 October 2011 2:45

Fuck yeah.

flakitaa22 | 0

#3398818 - Friday 7 October 2011 2:46

He funny thing is, I read this while on the toilet. (x

skatepunk96 | 0

#3398830 - Friday 7 October 2011 2:49

I read fml's in the bathroom too most of the time.

krakadilian | 0

#3398834 - Friday 7 October 2011 2:49

Fuck you.

DerekBlaskie | 6

#3399005 - Friday 7 October 2011 3:26

Wow I now feel sry for the room mate. Ha!

SirMoose | 0

#3399464 - Friday 7 October 2011 5:44

Why does he deserve it?

Altosax | 4

#3399494 - Friday 7 October 2011 5:57

In my opinion, it was a pretty week joke, so maybe it's not all that bad for OP.

MJJ5809 | 9

#3400132 - Friday 7 October 2011 9:25

ROFL

MJJ5809 | 9

#3400144 - Friday 7 October 2011 9:27

Haha yeah thay was!

Miss_Blaine | 18

#3400551 - Friday 7 October 2011 12:40

Please stop being mean! My bfs penis is small! Who cares! I still love him :)

ChrisTheCalm | 9

#3400646 - Friday 7 October 2011 13:25

I'm laughing cuz that comment means his roomate had to see his penis which is very very gay. Fail.

SirMoose | 0

#3403645 - Saturday 8 October 2011 6:47

Why is this thumbed down?

DerekBlaskie | 6

#3451287 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 17:48

I don't think you guys understood my comment above.. Let me rephrase.

I now feel sry for the room mate because he basically just informed everyone he was starring at your penis.. This fml never states that the room mate explained the whole story to each person he told..