By lilben - United States
  Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
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When in doubt, whip it out! Jk, you don't want to lose your job in this economy unless you got another lined up. You need to show that it doesn't bother you, own it and embrace it even, then it will lose it's power and people will eventually stop calling you Little Dick. Good luck!

By  chiddy_bang71  |  0

well that blows big dick! we just know that's not u with the large penis.



I dated a guy with a pretty small-ish penis but he was dynamite in bed
dated a guy with a /slightly/ girthier than average tho average length and /he/ was also dynamite

dated a guy with a 10" that was as big around as my wrist and...he was seriously lacking in the talent department.

it's not size's practice makes perfect ;)

  dustbunny10  |  0

OP, I feel ya, but whatever, just don't let it affect you, show people you don't care and it's nothing but a nickname.
on a side note.. I love family guy character accounts!!