Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML
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elinhjortskull
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He's sexy and he knows it.
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GoWithTheFro
| 9
Well, at least it's been a memorable year.
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Jkolbly
| 11
Was he in the living room or did you walk in a bedroom? And why were you staring, was it interesting?
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afulks78
| 11
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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kyarush
| 10
Well I kissed a beautiful girl(: looks like we both had a good time! Thumbs up if you had a good new year!
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gojira666
| 7
Jesus fuck.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Jesus Fuck, the new god for the pornography religion: Pornism.
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
38, you know, hash tags don't work on here.
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RaggleFrock
| 13
Does your uncle have a mustach?
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kyarush
| 10
Well I guess you fuckers had a bad night
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lindseykcool
| 6
Well, OP, you didn't HAVE to watch.. :P
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eurostar710
| 11
This would be from Maryland. Courtney, is that you? Haha. (I'm from MD too)
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Jakey00
| 0
Don't say Jesus and Fuck in the same sentance...
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eurostar710
| 11
126- anyone can say anything that they want. You get no say in the matter. It's called free speech. Jesus fuck Jesus fuck Jesus fuck. Jesus ass. Jesus dick.
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teentee401
| 36
I love you, 128.
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GoWithTheFro
| 9
Well, at least it's been a memorable year.
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poopyfacegirl
| 28
Well...
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cocofruity123
| 0
Yeah, great memories...
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Danny0522
| 8
I dont see the problem with this FML
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geon_olam
| 17
Obviously OP is upset cuz the uncle was using up all the olive oil and there was none left for the salad. Learn to read between the lines, man!
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 15
And at least her uncle is now buttery soft and 120% more huggable naked.
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NanillaVipples
| 2
And that's a crazy first few seconds for 2012!
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richards621
| 9
this might be the best comment i've ever seen on here?
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Cleo_Nemo_
| 9
Interesting family you have.
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Betz
| 10
Did olive the other relatives stare too?
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Cleo_Nemo_
| 9
Who knows. ;)
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monkeysareyummy
| 0
Orange you glad he didn't try to hug you?
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jbaby69
| 0
That's hot
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SecretMe00
| 5
Oooooooo so so hot
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Zeppelin1969
| 5
I just threw up a little.
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elinhjortskull
| 7
He's sexy and he knows it.
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Honziie
| 1
The visual is amazing
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
Are you imagining your drunk naked uncle with a Jew-fro dancing to this? Because that doesn't sound amazing...
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ClassyCommando
| 13
The real FML here is that OP did not have the presence of mind to pit this on YouTube.
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CABOOSE8563
| 0
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
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mstangchck
| 9
FYL indeed
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bobthebuilder33
| 3
Sounds deece.
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ninjaboy18
| 6
Better than my last few seconds of 2011..
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fancyclown
| 9
And everyone sitting at home on facebook for the last few seconds, while hovering their mouse curser over the post button on a "Happy New Years!" status.
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Zoranius
| 6
OR you just do it on your smartphone?
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luckyd880
| 12
At least it's a new year so you can put the past behind you.
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jaylepinos
| 0
You have such beauriful eyes young lady
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boo_bee_fur_me
| 2
Holy fuck that was great ^
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IKickPuppiesHard
| 16
It's hard to rub the oil in the middle of your back; did you help him out?