By Scarred4Life - 01/01/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML
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He's sexy and he knows it.

Well, at least it's been a memorable year.

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Was he in the living room or did you walk in a bedroom? And why were you staring, was it interesting?

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Show it anyway

Well I kissed a beautiful girl(: looks like we both had a good time! Thumbs up if you had a good new year!

Jesus Fuck, the new god for the pornography religion: Pornism.

38, you know, hash tags don't work on here.

Does your uncle have a mustach?

Well I guess you fuckers had a bad night

Well, OP, you didn't HAVE to watch.. :P

This would be from Maryland. Courtney, is that you? Haha. (I'm from MD too)

Don't say Jesus and Fuck in the same sentance...

126- anyone can say anything that they want. You get no say in the matter. It's called free speech. Jesus fuck Jesus fuck Jesus fuck. Jesus ass. Jesus dick.

I love you, 128.

Well, at least it's been a memorable year.

Yeah, great memories...

I dont see the problem with this FML

Obviously OP is upset cuz the uncle was using up all the olive oil and there was none left for the salad. Learn to read between the lines, man!

And at least her uncle is now buttery soft and 120% more huggable naked.

And that's a crazy first few seconds for 2012!

this might be the best comment i've ever seen on here?

Interesting family you have.

Did olive the other relatives stare too?

Orange you glad he didn't try to hug you?

Oooooooo so so hot

I just threw up a little.

He's sexy and he knows it.

The visual is amazing

Are you imagining your drunk naked uncle with a Jew-fro dancing to this? Because that doesn't sound amazing...

The real FML here is that OP did not have the presence of mind to pit this on YouTube.

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Better than my last few seconds of 2011..

And everyone sitting at home on facebook for the last few seconds, while hovering their mouse curser over the post button on a "Happy New Years!" status.

OR you just do it on your smartphone?

At least it's a new year so you can put the past behind you.

You have such beauriful eyes young lady

Holy fuck that was great ^

It's hard to rub the oil in the middle of your back; did you help him out?