By Scarred4Life - 01/01/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML
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elinhjortskull 7
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He's sexy and he knows it.

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GoWithTheFro 9
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Well, at least it's been a memorable year.

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Jkolbly 11
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Was he in the living room or did you walk in a bedroom? And why were you staring, was it interesting?

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afulks78 11
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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kyarush 10
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Well I kissed a beautiful girl(: looks like we both had a good time! Thumbs up if you had a good new year!

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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Jesus Fuck, the new god for the pornography religion: Pornism.

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ScaughtieHolden 11
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38, you know, hash tags don't work on here.

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RaggleFrock 13
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Does your uncle have a mustach?

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kyarush 10
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Well I guess you fuckers had a bad night

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lindseykcool 6
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Well, OP, you didn't HAVE to watch.. :P

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eurostar710 11
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This would be from Maryland. Courtney, is that you? Haha. (I'm from MD too)

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Jakey00 0
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Don't say Jesus and Fuck in the same sentance...

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eurostar710 11
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126- anyone can say anything that they want. You get no say in the matter. It's called free speech. Jesus fuck Jesus fuck Jesus fuck. Jesus ass. Jesus dick.

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teentee401 36
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I love you, 128.

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GoWithTheFro 9
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Well, at least it's been a memorable year.

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cocofruity123 0
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Yeah, great memories...

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Danny0522 8
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I dont see the problem with this FML

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geon_olam 17
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Obviously OP is upset cuz the uncle was using up all the olive oil and there was none left for the salad. Learn to read between the lines, man!

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ShroomsOnAcid 16
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And at least her uncle is now buttery soft and 120% more huggable naked.

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NanillaVipples 2
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And that's a crazy first few seconds for 2012!

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richards621 9
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this might be the best comment i've ever seen on here?

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Cleo_Nemo_ 9
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Interesting family you have.

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Betz 10
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Did olive the other relatives stare too?

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monkeysareyummy 0
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Orange you glad he didn't try to hug you?

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SecretMe00 5
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Oooooooo so so hot

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Zeppelin1969 5
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I just threw up a little.

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elinhjortskull 7
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He's sexy and he knows it.

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Honziie 1
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The visual is amazing

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ScaughtieHolden 11
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Are you imagining your drunk naked uncle with a Jew-fro dancing to this? Because that doesn't sound amazing...

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ClassyCommando 13
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The real FML here is that OP did not have the presence of mind to pit this on YouTube.

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CABOOSE8563 0
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Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

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ninjaboy18 6
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Better than my last few seconds of 2011..

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fancyclown 9
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And everyone sitting at home on facebook for the last few seconds, while hovering their mouse curser over the post button on a "Happy New Years!" status.

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Zoranius 6
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OR you just do it on your smartphone?

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luckyd880 12
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At least it's a new year so you can put the past behind you.

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jaylepinos 0
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You have such beauriful eyes young lady

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boo_bee_fur_me 2
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Holy fuck that was great ^

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IKickPuppiesHard 16
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It's hard to rub the oil in the middle of your back; did you help him out?

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