Transportation, Cars and ACAB: Road rage - FML

Road rage

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 20:00

Today, I was brake-checking a Dodge Charger who was attempting to run me off. It was an undercover police car. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By tvaladie - 17/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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By pampa31 - 14/12/2015 17:21 - Mexico - Tijuana

Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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Less haste, less speed

By Fox - 25/02/2013 03:41 - United States

Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

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You deserved it 57 730

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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cuz803 44

Monday 26 April 2021 20:14

Drive like an asshole, get treated like one. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hempseed 26

Tuesday 27 April 2021 1:15

No doubt you're probably the same type of people who bitch and whine when they get rear-ended after brake checking someone. Karma, bitch.

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cuz803 44

Monday 26 April 2021 20:14

Drive like an asshole, get treated like one. 🤷🏻‍♂️

alex_jaguara 31

Monday 26 April 2021 22:01

Break checking? Straight to jail! Tailgating? Straight to jail!

Hempseed 26

Tuesday 27 April 2021 1:15

No doubt you're probably the same type of people who bitch and whine when they get rear-ended after brake checking someone. Karma, bitch.

goneinsane 5

Tuesday 27 April 2021 4:45

Following too closely is also not allowed. If someone rear ends another person when that person applies their brakes, they are at fault for following too closely.

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 27 April 2021 5:40

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

jaguar_rawr121 0

Sunday 2 May 2021 2:12

Dumbass XD

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