Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent four hours cleaning my apartment. Two minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. He took me to a restaurant where I was allergic to practically everything on the menu. I sneezed five or six times within the first 15 minutes and spent the rest of the lunch awkwardly trying to explain I wasn't allergic to him, just the food and spices floating around us. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML
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Rynk95 11
Not worth the effort.
GoWithTheFro 10
Well he'SNOT good enough for you :D
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Comments (116)
Coccinelle_fml 15
I can't figure out why you agreed to go out with him in the first place.
Isoldael 27
There's phobias and phobias. He could have just wanted her to wash her hands before eating and other small things like that, instead of freaking out over a sneeze. If he's awesome enough I could imagine going out with such a person :)
hotforkegger 4
Duh he was cute lol
Fragmonto 5
There're lots of fish in the sea. He's not yours and you might end up a lot better without him or without this type of guys, so it's good for you to get to know him from the first moments.
Enslaved 38
19, 16 called you a "dick" and you're going to reply to him back in a nice way? You're a much better person than I, that's for damn sure! (:
Enslaved 38
Oh no, I'm a saint! Lol But only to those deserving of my kindness. Trash is trash! No sugar coating from my tongue.
heyred 11
Wow, his list of "have nots" during sex would have been so long, OP. You just dodged a bullet!!
Belgiangirl_fml 11
You'll be all right, I'm sure. If you went trough all this trouble to make him feel at ease, you can't blaim yourself. It is impossible to stop sneezing for the rest of your life, just because he is scared, right? :)
menechiann 0
Well isn't he a waste of life..
Dcm210 19
He's gay
JulieMarie87 7
How does germophobia have anything to do with sexuality?
jasony0423 0
Well if it took you four hours to clean, you must not be a very clean person. Either way, you deserve better than a germophobe.
tkay98 0
Sneezed on purpose. Silly girl.