Love, Annoying and First Dates: Nice guy

Nice guy

By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By Court - 22/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voices such as Donald Duck, Droopy and many others the entire time. Oh, and he also kept wanting to talk about his farts. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 18:00

Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By SY5623 - 12/08/2015 00:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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SJKatt 15

Sunday 8 May 2022 6:14

Doubt your friend knew anything about this dude outside of his work persona, and that lead to your having to deal with him hurling abuse at you during a date. I am so sorry. You deserve better.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 May 2022 7:02

I wonder if your friend alerted him to your problem, so he could prepare material to tease you with. Or did he just improvise when he met you? Either way, a real gentleman would only make fun of you behind your back.

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SJKatt 15

Sunday 8 May 2022 6:14

Doubt your friend knew anything about this dude outside of his work persona, and that lead to your having to deal with him hurling abuse at you during a date. I am so sorry. You deserve better.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 May 2022 7:02

wrenavery90 12

Sunday 8 May 2022 7:06

I'm so sorry. That's just awful.

amd21905 9

Wednesday 11 May 2022 20:05

So sorry. I detest people that make fun of or bully someone. My mom has a stuttering problem. She has always been embarrassed about it and we all tell her it isn't as bad as she makes it out to be(it really isn't). One day her cousin came over when they were all in high school. My parent's were already dating by then. The cousin tried making fun of my mom in front of my dad. My father calmly turned to her and told her "if you ever do that again in you will answer to me!"They were married 6 months later!