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Lmfao ew
And that is when you decide to get a refill on popcorn and never come back
That would be pretty rude. Just because he's gross doesn't mean he's a bad person.
2- Actually forget that. Just dump the popcorn you already have on his lap. That so gross!
17, you're right. But saying you'll be right back and not actually coming back is far more rude.
50- I beg to differ.
Would you want someone wiping the contents of HIS nose on YOUR clothing? That's just disgusting and rude.
#5- I don't want to know what specifies as 'rude' to you. Eurgh. I hope OP ran for the hills!
I guess if I were to rephrase my comment, I would say 'more rude'. Wiping your snot on someone is pretty damn rude.
With this booger I claim you OP mine!!!!
He's obviosly thinking about your future together... I mean digging for gold and all.
Look at the wiped booger under a microscope OP. There might be a tiny love message on it for you.
No, I don't think there would be one.
6 - This is probably one of the worst comments I have ever read.
66, then you're obviously new to FML.
Nah. It sucks.
It sucks, but I've seen much worse. It's mostly when the poster tries wayyyy too hard to be funny by using some ambiguous, esoteric reference.
88 - I've actually been here quite a while... This comment still impressed me... Smh
Pretend to scratch your ass and wipe it on his face
51: a true gentleman would never pick his nose an wipe it on his date. Shit at least wipe it on the seat or something.
#62- that's hilarious but a 'gentlemen' doesn't pick his own nose in public and on a date no less!
Oh, so that's something you're not supposed to do on a first date? That explains everything...
It all makes sense now
68, at least have the decency to copy a comment as your own separate comment...
Watch out, he could be the same FML guy who pisses on girls legs in the shower to mark them...
Is it a perfect booger?
I didn't know people observed boogers close enough (or at all) to determine that o.O
It's a very rare study only few are qualified for
Never said he was a bad person, but he needs to learn some manners if he wants to keep a date. Edit: whoops this was supposed to go to #5 after my first comment
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And that is when you decide to get a refill on popcorn and never come back
Oh, so that's something you're not supposed to do on a first date? That explains everything...