Miscellaneous: Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall.... - FML

By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 14:43 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:26

pantsing still happens? I wouldve said **** it and did the helicopter

kinkinhood 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:25

Must've given quite a breeze being in Ohio.

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ashleyann94 1

Monday 18 January 2010 3:53

3 ways this could have been avoided: wear underwear when you go somewhere public, wear a belt, or find new friends.

lauuuure 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:02

lmao that one was on yu

Wildcats2008 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:07

Next time...wear a belt...

ihatebunnys2 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:09

why wouldn't you wear underwear? ur penis would get scratched up by ur zipper. assuming ur a man

LaLaJoy 2

Monday 18 January 2010 6:54

Seeing as it's clearly stated that the OP is a woman I don't see how she'd have to deal with that problem.

pzluvbbydux 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:12

And how old is your friend...? Unless shes a 4 year old. YDI

ily1210 10

Monday 18 January 2010 4:12

OMFGGG, that is amazing. duno why everyone is reffering to OP as a man, it clearly says shes a woman. but stilll, the pantsing sounds like something my friends would so do,but next time wear underwear, especially if you know your friends are like that :)

Feverrotes 15

Monday 18 January 2010 4:23

cuz they're all bummed out that they weren't there to see it happen so they tell themselves the OP was a guy to get over it.

3rw0n 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:13

lmao

CYNNER 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:14

WOOT. COMANDO. now that i have that out of my system. why in public? does your area need to be aired out that badly?

LaLaJoy 2

Monday 18 January 2010 6:59

What do you mean, "why in public"? As opposed to wearing normal clothes at home with no underwear, and then putting some on before you leave the house? Underwear really isn't that necessary anyway, so long as you're wearing clothes over it....

Darkhumor 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:15

i don't think it's ever okay to pull down a woman's pants, underwear or not. Hope you sue this former friend and/or punch them in the face and/or trash their car and/or set their house on fire

sjdjxjwn 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:21

why didn't you where underware

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