Miscellaneous: Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall.... - FML

By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 14:43 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:26

pantsing still happens? I wouldve said **** it and did the helicopter

kinkinhood 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:25

Must've given quite a breeze being in Ohio.

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NotsocoolAtall 0

Monday 18 January 2010 6:20

what, do u have a reason to be embarrassed. if it wus me the chicks would see my big fat **** and want it in and around their mouth.

LaLaJoy 2

Monday 18 January 2010 6:41

Ahahaa! Keep dreaming.

dennitheninja 1

Monday 18 January 2010 6:20

zaamnnn , you life really sucks

blastvortex 3

Monday 18 January 2010 6:26

"Real friends don't let friends pants each other" sounds like a good slogan to me. Regardless, I wonder if now might be a good time to reevaluate your relationships.

LaLaJoy 2

Monday 18 January 2010 6:31

Hahahaaa agreed. There's nothing wrong about not wearing underwear anyway; most people don't expect to be pantsed on a regular basis. EDIT: #2 SO just edited her comment! haha

dimondbanga 0

Monday 18 January 2010 6:32

this happened to me except i was wearing underwear and I was at a party

Cupffin 0

Monday 18 January 2010 6:33

Did you shave?

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 18 January 2010 6:34

And here I thought the rest of the world wore underwear, too. I'm going to go pants people now. Also, #90, #2 didn't edit their comment as you only get 2 minutes to edit a comment and the time stamp is a few hours ago..

LaLaJoy 2

Monday 18 January 2010 6:39

Why the HELL are so many people acting like it's against the ******* law to not be wearing underwear? "YDI" for THAT reason alone?? Wow. I don't want people pantsing me, regardless of whether or not I chose to wear underwear that day. Period.

LaLaJoy 2

Monday 18 January 2010 6:47

Oops! You're right, never mind. :) Haha sorry #2!

Adorable_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 7:05

What's so great about underwear?

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