By lollymay13 - 11/10/2011 15:22 - Ireland

Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML
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Just so you all know, I am not afraid of my pet snake. The FML was a mixture of a) the snake had been in an obvious hiding place, a dark enclosed space, all along. And b) because anything that falls on your bloody head outside is going to give you a fright! He is healthy and happy, he didn't die, and has not escaped since! :) And as for all the St.Patrick comments.... 'driving the snakes out of Ireland' was a metaphor for the Catholics driving all of the Pagans out of Ireland. Of course there are real snakes here.... actually pagans too. Well there ya go! lol :) x

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NabbdjuretPerry 0
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Under my Umbrella-ella-ella eh eh eh...

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TheWindowLicker 13
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At least it wasn't in your boot?

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NabbdjuretPerry 0
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Under my Umbrella-ella-ella eh eh eh...

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cruxx 0

In.

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Notimetobleed 14
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yes, I find your comment rather shallow and pedantic.

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THESE MOTHERFUCKING UMBRELLAS!!

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Garytt 0

Lolzerz

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evildemonchild 18
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Lmfao this is pure win

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kewlkate 9

More like "Under my umbrella- Ella- Ella- snake?- snake- SNAKEEEEE!!!"

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brt3420 13

Why would you be scared of your own snake? If you have one and your scared of it that's your problem.

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choshaki 8
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Agreed!! With 74

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MaloPero 4
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i would be scared of anything that falls on my head:)

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WaSiSimiLang 8
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It's raining snakes, hallelujah it's raining snakes...

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False_Stupidity 41
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#74 nowhere does it say the OP was scared of her snake, but having anything drop on you unexpectedly gives fright.. besides, the FML could be that after she spent a week looking, it was in her umbrella all along.

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naughtia 14
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How is it an "fml" if you found your sake

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TheWindowLicker 13
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At least it wasn't in your boot?

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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Surprise headhumper! (Someone please get the reference)

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ikickgingers 15

HL

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tylersign 11

There's a snake in my boot! Nostalgia anyone?

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TheWindowLicker 13
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42- that was the joke xP.

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tylersign 11

I just had to say it :) even though A Land Before Time was my favorite movie, Toy Story is a close 2nd.

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claiiire_fml 17
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Haha, that sucks. How'd it get in a CLOSED umbrella?

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Lookinforlove10 1
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How did it get outside?!

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CoughDrops 5
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Your snake was just so happy you found him, it decided to surprise you!

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TorturedXeno 27

Or maybe the snake planned this from the start. Since it couldn't jump on its owner, it had to get into a position where it could just fall onto her. Death from above. Clever bastard.,

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elephantcrazy 7

Haha that made me laugh :)

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Capt_Oblivious 10

So, all the snakes haven't been driven out of Ireland.

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Zomg_Okay 26
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"Driven out", #5? Our climate couldn't have supported snakes in the first place... only reason people can have them as pets is sun lamps and the like.

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Sammiches 12
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Not all snakes are tropical.

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rattusrattus 18
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St Patrick, patron saint of Ireland, is recorded in Legend as having driven all the snakes from Ireland. Probably about as accurate as St George slaying the dragon and rescuing the maiden, but its a good story. Also, snakes can survive in Britain - we're at the same latitude so we should have similar (not identical) climates. Temperate, warm in summer, freezing in winter and all-year-round precipitation. :P

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JurassicHole 5

11- Just as 29 said it's a legend, and 5 is obviously just making a sarcastic joke on it. Of course snakes aren't indigenous to Ireland, but that legend is a part of your history. No need to cuff a guy who's merely making a joke referencing to the story.

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Zomg_Okay 26
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Cheers 28, didn't know that. :o 29: Yeah I get its a legend and all that. 32: Oh, I wasn't cuffing him. I just can't read sarcasm. :P

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marcranger 28
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5, of course they haven't all been driven out of Ireland. It'd be damn hard to get the car through all that water.

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killak41 9
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It could've been worse...you could have found it with your ass on the toilet

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Joey44 15
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I don't see how this is an fml. You found your lost pet, that's a good thing!

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peptidoglycan 4
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Was it dead? If not, then why is it an fml? You found it...

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instnt1nfction 17
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Happy birthday, you're adopted!

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every1luvsboners 11

Allow me to quote Samuel L Jackson in Snakes in an Umbrella. "How did all these muthafuckin snakes get in this muthafuckin umbrella?"

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KiddNYC1O 20

Snake- : Hiss: Samuel- "ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA; DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

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