By jfc519 - 12/08/2012 16:23 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorified thugs from HR started a fistfight with my shift supervisor. I rushed in to break it up, but only succeeded in getting sucker-punched into next week. FML
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Software development company. Not gonna put the name out there though, cause I like having a job. I got into this job expecting peace and quiet all day, but I quickly found out the bosses don't give a shit, and people can get away with anything but murder if they kiss enough arse afterward. You could pop round to HR to complain about pretty much anything, and they'd still tell you to get fucked. Sometimes I wonder if they even do anything beside play tetris all day. :|

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DocBastard 38
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Punched into next week? So you get a free week of pay! Make sure your supervisor signs off your punch card.

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jetsown08 21
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Hey, while you're in next week, do you mind getting me the winning lotto numbers? I know a Nigerian prince that can help me wire some of the winnings to you account in exchange for your credit card info.

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jewwybeanzzz 10
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Oh... Ouch.. I hope you're okay OP

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saintsrocksocks 10
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Are you kidding me? That's awesome for OP! He/She is first to complete time travel!

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Futacy 29
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OP, if this happens again (and this info may even save your life one day) call 9-9-9! Don't try to play vigilante, cause you gonna get yo ass kicked!

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fukmefreddy 4
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it's only been a few hours, maybe you should get that concussion checked out.

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bertman21 5
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Am I the only one here that wants to be a part of a department rivalry?

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MelTheGreat 23
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This comment is so beyond overused.

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AlexDeBrazil 1
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Maybe you can try again next week 

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ApologyKick 25
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35- I'm with you. Not because I love to get in fights, but because my work is so goddamn boring.

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l23VIVE 17
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Like that foreign guy who always 1-ups my jokes... Bastard

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DocBastard 38
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Punched into next week? So you get a free week of pay! Make sure your supervisor signs off your punch card.

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yahoowizard 16
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Plus you're next up for promotion!

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reallytho3 11
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This comment is the epitome of looking on the bright side lol

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mario2012 18
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When I saw this FML I was going to a sick leave joke but then I saw you beat me to it. Oh well.

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Feklfekl2222 32
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I bet they're a bit cheesed off. (apologies for the terrible pun)

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namyo 13
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Your joke needed a better punch line

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l23VIVE 17
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Wait if OP was punched into next week, then that means he posted this FML from the future! OP, will anything cool or tragic happen in the coming week?

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cyborgmexican 6
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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acidkitten 14
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and that would have helped because...?

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Ch0sen 13
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He did get involved, and paid the price of getting his guts blasted to hell.

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pokefan813 16
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Then he would've been sucker punched into next month...

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Futacy 29
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3- Dude, you got thumbed down quick.

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redhedsaysrawr 18
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That sucks Op, but I would have never ran in there to break it up... I hope youre ok though.

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SoMuchSnailGame 3
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I just realized how hard it would be to prove you time traveled a week into the future

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ImBrent 8
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I give you props for trying. FYL though. At least you got to skip a week of work :P

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Purrpurrpurr 7
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So now that we've figured out how all that time travel business works...

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bluekid7 5
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OP is posting from the future!!!

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BunchieRules 31
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61 - Or the past, at the rate FMLs get moderated...

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Rodders_SOTC 1
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A HR department tells me this a fairly reputable company, so I would say this is a win. You will get compensation.

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dcg1375 7
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That's what lawyers are for...

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Erniedoee 2
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The guy that tries to break it up, always ends up being punched .

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JOcoco 14
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I've tried breaking up a fight before and didn't get punched. Wait you said guys. I'm exempt from this rule.

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jetsown08 21
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Hey, while you're in next week, do you mind getting me the winning lotto numbers? I know a Nigerian prince that can help me wire some of the winnings to you account in exchange for your credit card info.

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cicpjaky 6
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It would have been on like Donkey Kong!!!!

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