FML : Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorified thugs from HR started a fistfight with...

Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorified thugs from HR started a fistfight with my shift supervisor. I rushed in to break it up, but only succeeded in getting sucker-punched into next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

jfc519 Say more :

Software development company. Not gonna put the name out there though, cause I like having a job. I got into this job expecting peace and quiet all day, but I quickly found out the bosses don't give a shit, and people can get away with anything but murder if they kiss enough arse afterward. You could pop round to HR to complain about pretty much anything, and they'd still tell you to get fucked. Sometimes I wonder if they even do anything beside play tetris all day. :|

By jfc519 - / Sunday 12 August 2012 16:23 / United Kingdom - Leicester

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By DocBastard | 38

#4805640 - Sunday 12 August 2012 18:55

Punched into next week? So you get a free week of pay!

Make sure your supervisor signs off your punch card.

By jetsown08 | 21

#4805699 - Sunday 12 August 2012 19:04

Hey, while you're in next week, do you mind getting me the winning lotto numbers? I know a Nigerian prince that can help me wire some of the winnings to you account in exchange for your credit card info.

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By jewwybeanzzz | 10

#4805636 - Sunday 12 August 2012 18:54

Oh... Ouch.. I hope you're okay OP

saintsrocksocks | 10

#4805676 - Sunday 12 August 2012 19:00

Are you kidding me? That's awesome for OP! He/She is first to complete time travel!

Futacy | 29

#4805717 - Sunday 12 August 2012 19:08

OP, if this happens again (and this info may even save your life one day) call 9-9-9! Don't try to play vigilante, cause you gonna get yo ass kicked!

fukmefreddy | 4

#4805750 - Sunday 12 August 2012 19:17

it's only been a few hours, maybe you should get that concussion checked out.

bertman21 | 5

#4805861 - Sunday 12 August 2012 20:02

Am I the only one here that wants to be a part of a department rivalry?

MelTheGreat | 23

#4805918 - Sunday 12 August 2012 20:25

This comment is so beyond overused.

AlexDeBrazil | 1

#4806010 - Sunday 12 August 2012 21:02

Maybe you can try again next week 

ApologyKick | 25

#4806152 - Sunday 12 August 2012 22:13

35- I'm with you. Not because I love to get in fights, but because my work is so goddamn boring.

l23VIVE | 17

#4806579 - Monday 13 August 2012 5:10

Like that foreign guy who always 1-ups my jokes... Bastard

By DocBastard | 38

#4805640 - Sunday 12 August 2012 18:55

Punched into next week? So you get a free week of pay!

Make sure your supervisor signs off your punch card.

yahoowizard | 16

#4805680 - Sunday 12 August 2012 19:01

Plus you're next up for promotion!

reallytho3 | 11

#4805744 - Sunday 12 August 2012 19:16

This comment is the epitome of looking on the bright side lol

mario2012 | 18

#4805746 - Sunday 12 August 2012 19:16

When I saw this FML I was going to a sick leave joke but then I saw you beat me to it. Oh well.

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#4805903 - Sunday 12 August 2012 20:18

I bet they're a bit cheesed off. (apologies for the terrible pun)

namyo | 13

#4805985 - Sunday 12 August 2012 20:52

Your joke needed a better punch line

l23VIVE | 17

#4806594 - Monday 13 August 2012 5:13

Wait if OP was punched into next week, then that means he posted this FML from the future! OP, will anything cool or tragic happen in the coming week?