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Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Simon / Tuesday 30 December 2009 11:14 / France

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By crazybe3bshot31 | 0

#37668 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 06:10

ur dumb..

By TheVerne | 0

#39362 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 04:07

That's hilarious! And kind of awesome :)

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By crazybe3bshot31 | 0

#37668 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 06:10

ur dumb..

By TheVerne | 0

#39362 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 04:07

That's hilarious! And kind of awesome :)

By xxbizzaroxx | 0

#40584 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 07:21

hahahahaha idiot(:

By Phinnn | 0

#43500 - Thursday 19 March 2009 09:54

Smooth, I would have done the same

By MissFortune_fml | 0

#44421 - Friday 20 March 2009 05:17

Sounds like somethin i'd do =] Minus the girlfriend part.

By NeverBAckDown_fml | 0

#148267 - Monday 27 April 2009 08:08

roflmao omg that would b so me in that one XD

By swimmer07 | 0

#255519 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 09:09

Oh my god this should not be an FML! So you spilled some soda, big deal. Get over it.

bennetts211 | 2

#2760486 - Sunday 26 June 2011 04:12

You, sir, are a douche bag.

By ignoranceonhigh | 0

#258959 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 05:47

Douche.

By pdadancer | 0

#277088 - Sunday 7 June 2009 02:10

You totally deserved that!

By sarah616222 | 0

#279223 - Sunday 7 June 2009 06:26

Thanks for the laugh you're brilliant :D

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