Miscellaneous: Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told...

By me - 22/06/2013 21:16 - United States - Findlay

Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Plainsboro

Today, while life-guarding in a 55+ community, I greeted a man by saying "Good morning Sir!" He responded with, "Cut the shit kid, I'm not that fucking old." FML

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By sigh - 27/09/2013 19:01 - United States - Frederick

Today, I was cleaning up litter from the street, when a guy asked who I work for. I said nobody and that I was just doing some community service. Before I could clarify that it was voluntary community service, he called me a "piece of shit delinquent", spat on me, and walked off. FML

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By romedizzle - 24/11/2010 09:52 - Canada

Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By iwillcutyou - 06/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML

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By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 22:23 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML

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By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

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By well scrooge you too - 26/12/2015 04:24 - United States - North Myrtle Beach

Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML

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Sunday 23 June 2013 10:01

Don't tell him what to do! But seriously that's a big overreaction.

moonsalt 20

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:04

"Thank you! Have a nice day!" "Don't tell me what to do."

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iLike2Teabag 27

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:01

Don't tell him what to do! But seriously that's a big overreaction.

andrew6p 19

Sunday 23 June 2013 13:02

I think that this man is affected by the grumpy cat.

CTMPandemonium 16

Sunday 23 June 2013 17:59

Sounds like George Carlin is still alive!! :P

Fedezzer 20

Monday 24 June 2013 17:17

OVERreaction? There wasn't any need for a reaction at all.

RodzillaX 30

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:01

Next time tell the patron to have a horrible day. See how that goes.

moonsalt 20

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:04

"Thank you! Have a nice day!" "Don't tell me what to do."

iLike2Teabag 27

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:05

Ikr? The nerve of some people. Telling others how to live their day. Hmmph!

PuggieKid 22

Sunday 23 June 2013 15:35

Drake and Josh! :')

theunbeatableram 3

Monday 24 June 2013 6:25

"Have a nice day, sir." "Too late."

SirTalkaton 22

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:05

Some people are just tired of having good days and nights.

Ctrl_H 18

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:06

It was all part of his diabolical plan.

Screwie 25

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:09

Joy of growing. Not. Some of the old people should really quit making everyone feel like shit for the fun of it.

badluckdawson 19

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:11

FML needs and elderly category

Jasper1405 16

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:12

Well if there's anything fml learns us, it's that being a good person is never appreciated. so much for this world...

jasmine2301 25

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:33

Teaches us*

ltaper11 20

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:12

He does have the right to have whatever type of day he wants. 'MERICA

Pwib 14

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:13

Are you Josh Nichols?

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