Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
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NicholasShreds 0
psycho bitch anyone? YDI
ghost010 6
I know the feeling, I have had people think I was my sister's boyfriend because we look nothing alike.
Who_Iam 0
ur a bitch ydi
Artemis_Huntress 0
Wow, really OP? What if that 'bitch' had been someone interveiewing him for a job? Or a co-worker that he had just gone to lunch with? Or even his boss? Just because you're dating him, doesn't mean he won't know other women, related or not, that he'll want to spend time with. You could have taken a sec to see what was going on before bitch-ing out. YDI.
Grenades101 0
Well put 234. I mean obviously this chick sucks in bed.
Sam_13161821 0
I hope you got dumped.
glambert1998 0
wow u have issuses dude
HawaiianKid_fml 4
this is the perfect example of why women are considered jealous and crazy!!! like no joke! if you would have been dating this guy for so long then you should know him and weather or not he was the kindnof guy that would cheat!!
varkey 7
I hope he dumped you. And slapped you so hard that you passed out. You would totally deserve that and more, bitch.
starberries 0
You insane ****, what the hell is wrong with you? You don't deserve a relationship. Having a conversation is not cheating. I hope he broke up with you and then pressed assault charges.