OP is a woman, you dumbfuck

OP is female

Yeah OP is female but that just makes this more confusing. Why would a little girl shriek after seeing a woman taking a dump in the woman's restroom? Isn't that the whole reason they make restrooms for women? So they can take a dump?

Maybe OP's vaginal area resembles the forests of Mirkwood? Or perhaps a ruptured whoopee cushion?

Thanks for the nightmares

You're welcome ♥

fyl. I bet the security screamed too

lol

ok wth? o.0 n y is a little girl in the guys bathroom? as 4 the little girl seeing the O.P. she probably didnt want to see that n maybe freaked out, screamed, and ran. or maybe the door swinging open w/ the person behind it scared her? FYL O.P. ...i'd hate to go through that. way too embarassing!!

The OPs a woman you dumb bitch

They were talking about the post they commented on, you dumb bitch.

i know right.. its not gunna be carnival or anything xD

haaaard .

Yes, he definitely deserves to be walked in on by a little girl while taking a dump.... You're smart good

What, would you rather her say something else? "Taking a dump" is polite for this culture. I know plenty of people who would call it "taking a shit," or something worse. OP - It sucked for the moment, but it's not as bad as it would be were you a guy. FYL for a while, then move on.

That sucks. Sometimes the locks on public bathroom doors don't work and never get replaced because the owners of the restaurant/whatever are too lazy to fix the lock. And you should've replied with something like: "hey, ever heard of knocking, bitch?". I hate it when people don't knock before trying to open a single-bathroom door at a restaurant.

Who said they were lazy =P

Try taking a shit at you gf house while her little sister has friends over, and one of them opens the door on you. That was mortifying.