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Show it anywayOP is a woman, you dumbfuck
Yeah OP is female but that just makes this more confusing. Why would a little girl shriek after seeing a woman taking a dump in the woman's restroom? Isn't that the whole reason they make restrooms for women? So they can take a dump?
Maybe OP's vaginal area resembles the forests of Mirkwood? Or perhaps a ruptured whoopee cushion?
Thanks for the nightmares
You're welcome ♥
lol
For some reason this reminded me of that ep of Curb your Enthusiasm when he was in the bathroom and shoved a big water bottle in his pants right before a little girl walked in
ok wth? o.0 n y is a little girl in the guys bathroom? as 4 the little girl seeing the O.P. she probably didnt want to see that n maybe freaked out, screamed, and ran. or maybe the door swinging open w/ the person behind it scared her? FYL O.P. ...i'd hate to go through that. way too embarassing!!
They were talking about the post they commented on, you dumb bitch.
... What the hell?
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Show it anywayWhat, would you rather her say something else? "Taking a dump" is polite for this culture. I know plenty of people who would call it "taking a shit," or something worse. OP - It sucked for the moment, but it's not as bad as it would be were you a guy. FYL for a while, then move on.
How is an entire security team seeing you naked worse if you're a guy??
love #12's reply xDDD rofl
Ooohh... at a restaurant a few weeks ago a lady opened the door on me and said something like hey lock the door! I thought it was locked.... I turned the thing on the doorknob... what really sucked I was text messaging on my cell phone while I was on the toilet haha she must of thought I was really weird... but yeah I feel ya. I am not using THAT restaurant's bathroom again.
That sucks. Sometimes the locks on public bathroom doors don't work and never get replaced because the owners of the restaurant/whatever are too lazy to fix the lock. And you should've replied with something like: "hey, ever heard of knocking, bitch?". I hate it when people don't knock before trying to open a single-bathroom door at a restaurant.
Who said they were lazy =P
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Dude, it's a bathroom. What was she expecting?
Maybe OP's vaginal area resembles the forests of Mirkwood? Or perhaps a ruptured whoopee cushion?