Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
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Luckster
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Dude, it's a bathroom. What was she expecting?
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allmidnighteyes
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Maybe OP's vaginal area resembles the forests of Mirkwood? Or perhaps a ruptured whoopee cushion?
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malikotako
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I'm sorry, that sucks.
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icancelledschool
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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allmidnighteyes
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OP is a woman, you dumbfuck
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thinginthetub
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OP is female
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EMR_fml
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Yeah OP is female but that just makes this more confusing. Why would a little girl shriek after seeing a woman taking a dump in the woman's restroom? Isn't that the whole reason they make restrooms for women? So they can take a dump?
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allmidnighteyes
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Maybe OP's vaginal area resembles the forests of Mirkwood? Or perhaps a ruptured whoopee cushion?
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EMR_fml
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Thanks for the nightmares
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allmidnighteyes
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You're welcome ♥
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pingpongpickle
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fyl. I bet the security screamed too
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carpediem9_fml
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lol
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waterynuggets
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For some reason this reminded me of that ep of Curb your Enthusiasm when he was in the bathroom and shoved a big water bottle in his pants right before a little girl walked in
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inconvienentgurl
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ok wth? o.0 n y is a little girl in the guys bathroom?
as 4 the little girl seeing the O.P. she probably didnt want to see that n maybe freaked out, screamed, and ran. or maybe the door swinging open w/ the person behind it scared her?
FYL O.P. ...i'd hate to go through that. way too embarassing!!
as 4 the little girl seeing the O.P. she probably didnt want to see that n maybe freaked out, screamed, and ran. or maybe the door swinging open w/ the person behind it scared her?
FYL O.P. ...i'd hate to go through that. way too embarassing!!
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sublime93
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The OPs a woman you dumb bitch
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xorgasmicx
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They were talking about the post they commented on, you dumb bitch.
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DameGreyWulf
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... What the hell?
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Luckster
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Dude, it's a bathroom. What was she expecting?
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well_this_sucks
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i know right.. its not gunna be carnival or anything xD
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nnour
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haaaard .
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xoxcinderellaxox
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jweb1434
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Yes, he definitely deserves to be walked in on by a little girl while taking a dump.... You're smart good
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lolzRaptor
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I have no witty comment to make, just: "lol"
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hardcorecaslol
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bookworm124
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What, would you rather her say something else? "Taking a dump" is polite for this culture. I know plenty of people who would call it "taking a shit," or something worse.
OP - It sucked for the moment, but it's not as bad as it would be were you a guy. FYL for a while, then move on.
OP - It sucked for the moment, but it's not as bad as it would be were you a guy. FYL for a while, then move on.
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v1knownaz_chris
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love #12's reply xDDD
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Goobian
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Ooohh... at a restaurant a few weeks ago a lady opened the door on me and said something like hey lock the door! I thought it was locked.... I turned the thing on the doorknob... what really sucked I was text messaging on my cell phone while I was on the toilet haha she must of thought I was really weird... but yeah I feel ya. I am not using THAT restaurant's bathroom again.
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XOfiestypixie
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That sucks. Sometimes the locks on public bathroom doors don't work and never get replaced because the owners of the restaurant/whatever are too lazy to fix the lock.
And you should've replied with something like: "hey, ever heard of knocking, bitch?". I hate it when people don't knock before trying to open a single-bathroom door at a restaurant.
And you should've replied with something like: "hey, ever heard of knocking, bitch?". I hate it when people don't knock before trying to open a single-bathroom door at a restaurant.
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DrCoolSanta
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Who said they were lazy =P
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Dajudge06
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Try taking a shit at you gf house while her little sister has friends over, and one of them opens the door on you. That was mortifying.