Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML

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Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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laurenlovesjb 20

Wednesday 19 December 2012 21:57

Why would you do that if there was a chance someone like her father would see you?

bobbington9298 10

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:03

So? Think about the dad! "Today, I was strolling through my backyard, when I heard my daughter and her friend in the pool. Thinking I could go say "hi" I went to go check on them. As soon as I stepped out of the bushes, my daughter's friend ran away screaming, naked, and slipped. Now I have to take her to the hospital. FML.

Comments

Werken247 14

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:45

easy solution, next time you and your girlfriend want to go skinny dipping, do it in my pool. Oh... ignore that chainsaw in the corner.

seandoc 13

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:46

He probably had a camera ready

Whistlee 8

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:48

Are you sure the dad wasn't enjoying it?

maz95 17

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:56

So you go swimming, naked after watching a horror..why?!! Wonder what her dad was thinking...

tj4234 35

Wednesday 19 December 2012 23:11

pics or it didn't happen

olpally 32

Wednesday 19 December 2012 23:12

Why was he hiding or doing something in the bushes? Sounds creepy. Lol. I hope you're okay.

musicismylife777 5

Wednesday 19 December 2012 23:18

Why would your dad watch ???

jem970 19

Thursday 20 December 2012 0:02

It wasnt her dad. Read the FML

Megan98 18

Wednesday 19 December 2012 23:31

There are so many things wrong with this...

BlueTwooth33 6

Wednesday 19 December 2012 23:42

What did you expect?, You went outside bare naked at someone ELSES house and skinny dipped in the pool, got out then ran WHILE soaking wet and tripped and fell and behold the dad saw it all, don't be dumb your at someone elses house with the possibility of the parents being home and even if they weren't it was complete foolishness to go skinny dip at night with only one other person seriously you should consider your self lucky...what if it wasn't her dad.

braceany 11

Thursday 20 December 2012 0:32

I am thinking that your story wasn't interesting that's why you added the bit in bout the dad. Otherwise there is something wrong with you walking around in front of her dad naked.