Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
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Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
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laurenlovesjb 20
Why would you do that if there was a chance someone like her father would see you?
bobbington9298 10
So? Think about the dad! "Today, I was strolling through my backyard, when I heard my daughter and her friend in the pool. Thinking I could go say "hi" I went to go check on them. As soon as I stepped out of the bushes, my daughter's friend ran away screaming, naked, and slipped. Now I have to take her to the hospital. FML.
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Comments (107)
lalalara 4
Why would anyone go skinny dip after watching a scary movie?
StaleMATE_fml 7
Aussie Pride!!!
shan88 14
I'm an Aussie. This is not Aussie pride. This is just shameful
fadingaway 17
Stabby rib stab stab.
1dvs_bstd 41
There is someone walking behind you.
ICastillo 25
Your picture goes perfect with your comment.
Pleonasm 36
Damnit. You know, I always did think the Spy said "cornish pig", but apprently it's "cornish game hen." What's the deal, yo?
DanielleinDC 34
Next time, don't go skinny dipping after seeing a scary movie--especially if you know you're going to get freaked really easily.
KingCeltic77 18
You and your friend have a weird relationship.
perdix 31
Was he a DILF? You laying there naked, flat on your back, could cum in handy.
Pleonasm 36
For a second I read D as "Daughter" and I thought you were talking to the dad, I was awfully freaked out, but then I realised it stood for "Dad" and then it just sounded like classic perdix.
B5B0N35 18
ydi for skinny dipping in the first place
Posthuman 26
And what's wrong with skinny dipping?
stokkingu 8
Oh dear; my mom taught me never to get naked around men.
perdix 31
Evidently, she did at least once and ended up with you.
CatsForLife 3
And that's why I'm a lesbian.