Animals: Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me...

By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

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Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By blackchin III - 20/06/2014 21:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, a fly landed on my face. Before I could even react, my brother "helpfully" punched it hard enough to both kill the fly and knock me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2012 05:25 - United States - North Bergen

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:01

He was looking for the infomercial on how to save drowning people, but got distracted by the Shake Weight one.

illmatic2 16

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:11

Wow, that's a really COLD thing to do. But don't let it bug you to much.

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perdix 29

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:01

He was looking for the infomercial on how to save drowning people, but got distracted by the Shake Weight one.

missmurderx 8

Saturday 6 November 2010 21:14

Duh. Some people are just so ungrateful.

doglover100 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:33

I'd yell and hit him for leaving me in there.

Epilepsy_fml 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:01

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btnhdude 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 20:23

lol I sea wut u did tats funny hi grammer natzis!!!!! how r u doing?

The1gamer 14

Sunday 7 November 2010 4:24

Said the Guy with a pussy as profile pic :P

bennyboy111 7

Sunday 7 November 2010 12:33

it's a chick their allowed 2 b scared of that stuff

btnhdude 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 12:54

scared of wut stuff

DuckfaceSoccerpu 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:14

dood it's cold ass water in November, she could have gotten hypothermia (sp?).

ZaraMarieSwag 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 15:54

Ummmm, do you know how cold it is in June in Australia?

RachelBerry_fml 5

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:03

kick his stupid ass

starberries 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:16

Right. She was so afraid of a bug that she fell into a pool and couldn't get her stupid self out, and you think she's capable of kicking someone's ass?

WarByrd 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 15:00

lol yes! i am picturing an inflatable bitch trying to wiggle out of a pool filled with crickets to swing at her brother just to end up back in the pool with passionate anger tears from her epic fails.