By lon01t - 07/05/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Tell her you are a drain monster fighter. Arm yourself with bleach, a plunger and a knife. Tell your daughter to wait outside, go into the bathroom. Make some grunting noises, come out and say the monster is dead. It should work, if not slap the husband and tell him to reassure your daughter.

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trueblue170 13

Ouch. I never thought there were monsters, but when I was little, I was always terrified of being sucked into the drain and drowning. Don't ask why. :S

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sidviciousmum 3

This Is another reason men suck!!!!!!! Dumb as dog shit

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Hey, i'm a guy and I wouldn't do that shit to a little kid. Quit generalizing all men. Femanazi.

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Ugi 26

You do seem rather bitter 140. Not all men are idiots, nor all women saints.

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stan86_fml 1

That's epic. I'm probably going to be "that guy" when my child is born (due around October). X3

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isis_morrigan 18

I feel sorry for the child already.

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isis_morrigan 18

Your husband is an immature pitiful excuse of a man, who deserves to be beat, try a good bar of soap in a sock. Honestly, why would someone purposely traumatize their child??? What a bastard!

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mzkay7 1

Fyl indeed lol, I know exactly what u mean, my hubby does the same with our son. They think it's funny cause there not the ones having to deal with the aftermath.

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comeatmebroo6254 1

Ah I used to be afraid of the drain too. Just put sonething over it and tell her it's a monster protector. Hey, it's worth a shot.

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devendarling 5

Make him give her a bath. It won't happen again...

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