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You shouldn't force her to bathe, she is 16, let her live with everyone telling her how bad she smells.
And by telling her, do you mean telling *everyone else* how bad she smells? We *are* talking about teenagers.
18 nice. Daughter-"Do I look nice?" OP-"Yes, but how do I put this in the nicest way possible? Oh yeah. Princess?" Daughter-"Yes mom?" OP-"You smell like straight up ass." 13 yeah but whenever I have to go to the bathroom after my brother takes a shit, I put chopstick right under my nose so OP can do the same thing. I saw it in the show Reaper. Ah, oh how I miss that show.
I meant chapstick*. Chopsticks do nothing to help. Oh silly sassy me.
you know that's a sign of autism right?
I agree with 113 and 183. she probably is autistic or has some other sort developmental disability
I think she has like Autism or something...
Or maybe she's really unaware of the importance of hygiene.
maybe she has no sense of smell...
or maybe she doesn't want a bath she prefers showers...
u r so cute. XD
*that comment was for 101
Tell her she smells like a fish market at high noon on a hot summer day.
she's fat isn't she?
way to look on the upside. I commend your optimism!
baths are too mainstream
I'm guessing that because 1) she didn't bathe for days 2) she takes baths (maybe unable to coordinate showers?) 3) she threw a tantrum for 3 ours she is disabled. I hate to be judgmental but it seems likely.
my sister is 16. mentally ill. and even she knows when to shower
those of you who are planning on dominating Greenland and iceland will need a lot of weapons. it just so happens that I'm an amazing blacksmith and can produce amazing weapons for you If you let me join.
I was wondering why chopsticks...:)
guys enough I just didn't wanna shower , I'm embracing the fishiness, nothing like some tuna on a Sunday morning ;)
You missed a question mark in your comment. If you're going to be a grammar nazi do it properly.
101 - I tried the chopstick trick before you edited. Now I have a dislocated shoulder and knee.
OP making her daughter bathe is fine coz if she has a stinky, unhygienic child she is going to be judged for being a horrible parent
OP probably told her to bathe because she didn't want to smell her
You're a sick, twisted and evil bastard. I like you.
I think who ever was naming the countries of those places mixed each other up.
ooooooooo that sounds like a perfect plan scrubs. oh wait it would of been perfect if i hadn't found out about it. *laughs menacingly* now i demand a cash payment of 1000 monopoly dollars and a unicorn with five legs and dragon wings and i won't tell the authorities of your criminal actions.
I think Greenland would be an excellent place to start, followed by Iceland!
89- NOOOZZ!!! Dats my birth dayz prezentz. I typed like that on purpose. Why? I felt like it. BUBBLEZ, BUTTERCUP & BLOSSOM!!! POWERPUFF GIIIIIRLLS!!
I'm astride my hawkfalcondragonling, awaiting the rest of you to get on our magical cloud airship so we can begin!!
Why take over Greenland when taking over Canada would be so much easier? :) though I'm all good with taking over Greenland, if you'll let me join in that is...
209 - We don't want Bieber Fever to kill us before we complete the invasion.
You guys are my heroes.
I think we could take on The Bebier. Though Jim Carry, I don't think so... Ok, Greenland it is! XD
These comments all win^^^^^^^^^^^^
:O can I join?? I have a flying magic carpet which talks :D
you wouldn't survive crazy beliebers...
157- I can hook you up, like them. Just call me your Cuban drug lord.
after the invasion of greenland, can you create a new color and rename it after that? also please wipe out the colony of meth addicted leprechauns. I shall have my revenge on you one day Ron weasley. ONE DAY
surf I would also Like some of this feces of epic proportions. the effects seem quite spectacular
scrubs, you're my new hero.
you know, when the vikings named greenland it was actually a hell of a lot warmer than Iceland. the earth was a different place back then. so the names were accurate back then but they aren't now :F
can I come too? I don't have a unicorn but I fart rainbows and glitter
378 are you some kind of new nyancat species? You can shit out glitter too? Oh man and you can type! The smartest nyancat right here folks!
why are you forcing a 16 year old to take a bath?
Because obviously she isn't mature enough to wash her smelly self.
Chill out Dr Huang, people pretending to be psychologists over the Internet usually give shitty information.
Learn to use a comma please.
You get your point across a lot easier, if people don't have to read it three times to understand what you attempted to say.
22- How dare you put down commas, after all they have done for you, you should be ashamed, you're a horrible person, please, just get off, and most importantly, use commas for your momma.
nope, no typos allowed!
grammar nazis...
I am utterly disgusted at how you have chosen to act, GirlBaby. Last September, I voted for the Comma Party to represent Canada in Parliament. It is very disheartening to see you bashing commas like this. They do matter. A comma once saved my grandma from being eaten. Your grandma would probably die, though, because you would say, "Let's eat Grandma", instead of "Let's eat, Grandma".
Well, what else are we going to judge books on? We aren't going to open every single one.
115- Too much? I should've stopped myself. Although I do love commas....
146 - I'm pretty sure you are not a female dog...But, it seems like you have the common sense of one.
Apparently not.
137- In no way was I acting toward the non-comma user in a manner I wouldn't use toward my friends. I like to chime in, and piss people off. Why yes, that was a run-on sentence that would make my English teacher shit herself, but I though it was funny..
155 - That was my opinion. My own opinion. I don't care if everyone is insulting her or on her side but her previous comments make her seem like she has no brain cells. So, I said it. I was not following everyone else. Seriously, just because everyone else is insulting her doesn't mean I will just jump in stupidly. Idiot...
You must be illiterate if it took you three times to read that before understanding it..
okay...well...to brake the ice/ tension here let's talk about something else. I gotta parakeet named Buddy!
This sidebar is making me horny...
Hahaha, my name is 'eagor luvs bigFOOT. Not something gross don't worry. ;)
okay! Enough about commas, but I'm pretty sure up is spelt with one u.
this is all just so ******* eww..
thts gross
maybe she likes feeling dirty :P
Why? It's soo gross! I feel very sorry for you OP. FYL:(
103-I would think some still do. Have you watched MTV?
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You shouldn't force her to bathe, she is 16, let her live with everyone telling her how bad she smells.
Post the video of her on her Facebook page. That is the best revenge possible.