i am now OP, sorry but she's not your gf

I was actually thinking of Chris Brown and Rihanna.

lmao, Rachel. Don't give me that lovey-dovey lovey-dovey kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss. Imma grab yo face and chove it from wall to wall. I don't care if ANY of the neighbors call....Then I'm gonna crack a bottle and make my body waddle, then shove it in your face 'cause you think you're a model!

Rihannas IQ is 117, can you beat her? Chris Brown-Yes I can

Peroxide...epic, still I must smh at that comment.

I had the same thing in mind too!

Dude, what's the problem? You just found out your girlfriend's a slut. That means she's easy and probably puts out.

I know this is late, but 9 - lmao. I know where the refrence is from.

XD #8 my friend just asked me today, "on a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed are you?" and then i saw this.

"That's not even your song!"... Haha nigahiga

dude wtf

This.

Cunt punt.

No no no ^^ This is what I call a win

That actually happened a couple of years ago. A girl stopped hanging out with one of her friends, so the friend's mom did exactly what you just described, and the girl killed herself because she was so upset by it. OP, I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope you leave her, if you haven't done so already.

I'm sure he realized that, since he said it was on the news.

Not like she doesn't deserve it. The girl on the news, however, did not deserve it.

Is anybody else reminded of the "Love Hurts" quest from Fable 2?

No! Thts terrible!! Yes,cheating is bad, but suicide? Thts messed up

That is just cruel.

Don't ever fucking joke about suicide like that..

option 2: Give her an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Option 3: California Poppy.

Option 4: Falcon punch.

Shota Tiger? Yuri Dragon? GURO DRAGON????

Option 5: Curb Stomp