Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically...

By zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 819

You deserved it 3 035

Miscellaneous

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

So many questions

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 321

You deserved it 14 322

Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 823

You deserved it 383

By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 20:44 - United States

Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 383

You deserved it 37 837

By denied - 26/03/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 702

You deserved it 5 108

By gabxoxo03 - 10/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 963

You deserved it 52 745

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 215

You deserved it 9 682

By fmlifer - 04/11/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 483

You deserved it 9 142

By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 316

You deserved it 4 193

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 661

You deserved it 3 916

By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 805

You deserved it 7 544

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:19

Is anyone else somewhat reminded of one part of Paramore's Misery Business video? Except that the girl/guy roles are switched?

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:36

Boob punch.

Comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:19

Is anyone else somewhat reminded of one part of Paramore's Misery Business video? Except that the girl/guy roles are switched?

timtam24 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:25

i am now OP, sorry but she's not your gf

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:50

I was actually thinking of Chris Brown and Rihanna.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:54

lmao, Rachel. Don't give me that lovey-dovey lovey-dovey kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss. Imma grab yo face and chove it from wall to wall. I don't care if ANY of the neighbors call....Then I'm gonna crack a bottle and make my body waddle, then shove it in your face 'cause you think you're a model!

Peroxide 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:25

Rihannas IQ is 117, can you beat her? Chris Brown-Yes I can

greenltrn2003 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:46

Peroxide...epic, still I must smh at that comment.

letthemxeatcake 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 21:56

I had the same thing in mind too!

GreenHacker 0

Monday 12 October 2009 3:47

Dude, what's the problem? You just found out your girlfriend's a ****. That means she's easy and probably puts out.

aarmy 0

Friday 25 June 2010 16:19

I know this is late, but 9 - lmao. I know where the refrence is from.

anthemjb 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 9:08

XD #8 my friend just asked me today, "on a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed are you?" and then i saw this.

LissaMccracken 23

Thursday 20 June 2013 18:29

"That's not even your song!"... Haha nigahiga

unfortunate_13 5

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:19

oh the high school drama. sucks to be you though...

yaddameena 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:22

time to find a new gf.

Raiders714 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:22

Dude that sucks to be you you probably wernt as romantic as the other guy LOL

emanftw21 9

Sunday 1 April 2018 19:40

dude wtf

the_megster 1

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:27

that so messed up i would leave her asap !!!

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:36

Boob punch.

amy397123 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:30

This.

anniebananie 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 18:45

**** punt.

dabomb1463 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 5:39

No no no ^^ This is what I call a win

NotLyingAboutIt 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:11

F*** her.........no i'm serious F*** her and then leave her if i were a dude thats what i would do

doriandarko 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:18

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

InsanePPG 25

Wednesday 7 October 2009 17:35

That actually happened a couple of years ago. A girl stopped hanging out with one of her friends, so the friend's mom did exactly what you just described, and the girl killed herself because she was so upset by it. OP, I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope you leave her, if you haven't done so already.