FML : Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself...

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By zitroskies - / Wednesday 7 October 2009 00:04 / United States

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#608092 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:19

Is anyone else somewhat reminded of one part of Paramore's Misery Business video? Except that the girl/guy roles are switched?

By DameGreyWulf | 0

#608117 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:36

Boob punch.

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#608092 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:19

Is anyone else somewhat reminded of one part of Paramore's Misery Business video? Except that the girl/guy roles are switched?

timtam24 | 0

#608103 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:25

i am now

OP, sorry but she's not your gf

redbluegreen | 40

#608135 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:50

I was actually thinking of Chris Brown and Rihanna.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#608143 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:54

lmao, Rachel.

Don't give me that lovey-dovey lovey-dovey kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss. Imma grab yo face and chove it from wall to wall. I don't care if ANY of the neighbors call....Then I'm gonna crack a bottle and make my body waddle, then shove it in your face 'cause you think you're a model!

Peroxide | 3

#608449 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:25

Rihannas IQ is 117, can you beat her?

Chris Brown-Yes I can

greenltrn2003 | 0

#608612 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:46

Peroxide...epic, still I must smh at that comment.

letthemxeatcake | 0

#609031 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 21:56

I had the same thing in mind too!

GreenHacker | 0

#616476 - Monday 12 October 2009 3:47

Dude, what's the problem? You just found out your girlfriend's a slut. That means she's easy and probably puts out.

aarmy | 0

#1043023 - Friday 25 June 2010 16:19

I know this is late, but 9 - lmao. I know where the refrence is from.

anthemjb | 0

#1073928 - Thursday 8 July 2010 9:08

XD #8 my friend just asked me today, "on a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed are you?" and then i saw this.

LissaMccracken | 23

#5544198 - Thursday 20 June 2013 18:29

"That's not even your song!"... Haha nigahiga

By unfortunate_13 | 5

#608094 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:19

oh the high school drama.

sucks to be you though...

By yaddameena | 0

#608096 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:22

time to find a new gf.

By Raiders714 | 0

#608098 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:22

Dude that sucks to be you you probably wernt as romantic as the other guy LOL

emanftw21 | 9

#7617909 - Sunday 1 April 2018 19:40

dude wtf

By the_megster | 1

#608104 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:27

that so messed up i would leave her asap !!!

By DameGreyWulf | 0

#608117 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:36

Boob punch.

amy397123 | 0

#608169 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:30

This.

anniebananie | 3

#608773 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 18:45

Cunt punt.

dabomb1463 | 0

#4134759 - Thursday 8 March 2012 5:39

No no no ^^ This is what I call a win

By NotLyingAboutIt | 0

#608158 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:11

F*** her.........no i'm serious F*** her and then leave her if i were a dude thats what i would do

By doriandarko | 0

#608164 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:18

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

InsanePPG | 25

#608685 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 17:35

That actually happened a couple of years ago. A girl stopped hanging out with one of her friends, so the friend's mom did exactly what you just described, and the girl killed herself because she was so upset by it.

OP, I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope you leave her, if you haven't done so already.