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By zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 039

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

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You deserved it 14 334

Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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You deserved it 38 448

By gabxoxo03 - 10/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

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You deserved it 52 775

You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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You deserved it 113 098

By Anonymous - 28/01/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML

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You deserved it 3 061

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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You deserved it 3 935

By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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You deserved it 26 844

By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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You deserved it 9 042

So cute

By Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML

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What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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You deserved it 9 697

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:19

Is anyone else somewhat reminded of one part of Paramore's Misery Business video? Except that the girl/guy roles are switched?

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:36

Boob punch.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:19

Is anyone else somewhat reminded of one part of Paramore's Misery Business video? Except that the girl/guy roles are switched?

timtam24 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:25

i am now OP, sorry but she's not your gf

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:50

I was actually thinking of Chris Brown and Rihanna.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:54

lmao, Rachel. Don't give me that lovey-dovey lovey-dovey kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss. Imma grab yo face and chove it from wall to wall. I don't care if ANY of the neighbors call....Then I'm gonna crack a bottle and make my body waddle, then shove it in your face 'cause you think you're a model!

Peroxide 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:25

Rihannas IQ is 117, can you beat her? Chris Brown-Yes I can

greenltrn2003 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:46

Peroxide...epic, still I must smh at that comment.

letthemxeatcake 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 21:56

I had the same thing in mind too!

GreenHacker 0

Monday 12 October 2009 3:47

Dude, what's the problem? You just found out your girlfriend's a ****. That means she's easy and probably puts out.

aarmy 0

Friday 25 June 2010 16:19

I know this is late, but 9 - lmao. I know where the refrence is from.

anthemjb 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 9:08

XD #8 my friend just asked me today, "on a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed are you?" and then i saw this.

LissaMccracken 23

Thursday 20 June 2013 18:29

"That's not even your song!"... Haha nigahiga

unfortunate_13 5

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:19

oh the high school drama. sucks to be you though...

yaddameena 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:22

time to find a new gf.

Raiders714 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:22

Dude that sucks to be you you probably wernt as romantic as the other guy LOL

emanftw21 9

Sunday 1 April 2018 19:40

dude wtf

the_megster 1

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:27

that so messed up i would leave her asap !!!

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:36

Boob punch.

amy397123 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:30

This.

anniebananie 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 18:45

**** punt.

dabomb1463 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 5:39

No no no ^^ This is what I call a win

NotLyingAboutIt 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:11

F*** her.........no i'm serious F*** her and then leave her if i were a dude thats what i would do

doriandarko 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:18

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InsanePPG 25

Wednesday 7 October 2009 17:35

That actually happened a couple of years ago. A girl stopped hanging out with one of her friends, so the friend's mom did exactly what you just described, and the girl killed herself because she was so upset by it. OP, I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope you leave her, if you haven't done so already.