Miscellaneous: Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since...

By Anonymous - United States - Yucaipa

Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML

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Miscellaneous

Triage

Alexa, play "Hey! Student" by The Fall

Child labor

By Omi - United States

Today, I microwaved a cup of soup. While walking back to my desk to eat and do homework, I noticed a message that said, "WARNING: Hold cup by sides, as lid may not be secure." At that exact moment, the lid that I was holding fell off and the soup drenched my Nintendo DS, and printer. FML

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By Danielle - United States

Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

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By Hooker - United States

Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost. FML

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By Red-cheeked

Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

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By annabellebyebye - United States

Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML

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By Tanner - United States - Salem

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

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By eightleggedtictac - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

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By "Jam2019"

Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML

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By FranticFarAwayDaughter

Today, my mother was transferred from the hospital to a long-term care facility. Nobody I talk to at the hospital knows what facility they sent her to. FML

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He prefers the dog

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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By rammedbehind - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By adam - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By NextTimeMom'sDriving - Canada - Kelowna

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

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By Amber C - United States

Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML

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By Estranged Fiance - United States

Today, my fiance got impatient and passed a lady doing 15 mph under the speed limit. The lady was driving slowly in case the black ice in the other lane was in both. We spun out and drove right into a guard rail. I just filled the tank, so now I'm down $40 and need to pay for a rental too. FML

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By Alice - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML

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By Rex - United States - Camden

Do Not Pass Go

Today, I started at a new college. I bought my textbooks and went to my first class only to find out that they changed my schedule without telling me. I'd already opened the book. I could not get $200 back. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML

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By anonymous - Canada - Boucherville

Today, while I was volunteering at the homeless shelter, one of them "accidentally" kissed me. It felt like my face was being sucked by a vacuum. FML

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By hedayk - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By me - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, a homeless man bathed himself in the restroom at my coffee shop in West LA. He locked himself in there for a good twenty minutes. The lingering smell was so strong that my other coworker vomited. Thanks to what is apparently a relatively strong gag reflex, I got to clean up. FML

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By LongDriveNoSleep - United States - Washington

Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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By Never Going Back To The Doctor - United States

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

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By cdestarac - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang... straight to the table to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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By pacelily - United States - San Marcos

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding upstairs. FML

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By forgettable - 21/6/2020 20:08

Revenge is rarely satisfactory

Today, I wanted to rub my success in my ex's face to get her back for breaking my heart. I typed the perfect email, included every detail of opening my own business, buying my own home and cleverly intertwined insults. A few hours later, she replied, "That’s nice. Who’s this?" FML

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By shitty candles - United States - Issaquah

Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML

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By - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5am, which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7am. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10am. Just let me sleep. FML

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By kimm1993 - United States - Chicago

Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML

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By wtf - United States

Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML

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By hispanicsmyass - 26/10/2020 16:59 - United States - Cleveland

Dad of the year

Today, my ex thinks he's such a good parent that he is arguing about making up parenting time. Yet our court agreement says he's to be responsible for doctor's appointments, carry health insurance for our child, and life insurance. Plus pay child support. None of which he has followed through on. FML

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By TheDrugsAreStrongWithThisOne - United States

Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window and peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML

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By Jersey girl - United States - Miami

Today, I requested to have the next Sunday off of my job in retail. Not only did my boss say that we're not allowed to ask for weekends off anymore, but I also have to work on another weekend that I requested off. I guess I'm not going to my sister's wedding. FML

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By coloris

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By Unlucky - United Kingdom - Bagworth

Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML

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By awalc - United States

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

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Top comments

By oathkeeper99 | 31

#4406115 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:09

Could be worse... Could be Bieber stuck in your head

By Abby133 | 14

#4406182 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:23

An idiot eh?

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By jessicaazzzzzzzz | 3

#4406105 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:07

What a terrible life you lead.

808ninjas | 3

#4406118 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:09

If only we all had the blessing of having our biggest "FML" to be about a song stuck in our head :)

By 3rdbass | 9

#4406107 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:08

A Trekkie eh?

gantzlord | 5

#4406125 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:11

No.

omgcookeys | 15

#4406146 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:15

Wars.... Not trek.... Star Wars..

Abby133 | 14

#4406182 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:23

An idiot eh?

FYLDeep | 25

#4406231 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:33

I'm pretty sure that #1 is playing on the animosity that some Trekkies have with Star Wars fans. Maybe one of those Trekkies wouldn't be able to stand having a song from an opposing fandom stuck in his/her head.

CanWeMicrowaveIt | 11

#4406268 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:43

FYLDeep is right. He probably meant that OP is a Trekkie since he doesn't like the starwars cantina song.

Jonkbaby | 19

#4406660 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 11:53

sue them.

nado13579 | 12

#4407078 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 14:16

Star Wars, not Star Trek. -__- Unless OP doesn't like Star Wars which is why she doesn't want to hear it, and is a Star Trek fan instead.

And oh great, it's stuck in my head too now. XD

SuperKnuckels | 6

#4407862 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:13

im canadian Eh? but really you can just go and mix up starwars with startrek. thats like going to american saying soccer is better than foot ball or in canada that soccer to hockey. lol.

3rdbass | 9

#4408104 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 19:03

26 & 28 are spot on. Everybody else, I'm sorry you're the kind of people that need to have a joke explained to you. Think before you type.

labanana_fml | 5

#4410315 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 3:50

are you stupid, or just slow ?

By I_Punch_Babies | 7

#4406113 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:08

a star wars fam1ly are we?

shanemaximo | 7

#4406777 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 12:26

*play that same song* Ok! Same song, here we go!

cassiebear7652 | 7

#4407028 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 13:56

You don't say

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4407098 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 14:23

1 don't see the po1nt of typ1ng th1s way, care to enl1ghten me?

I_Punch_Babies | 7

#4409465 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 1:23

because my i key is broken. duh

Unabletuna | 6

#4489183 - Sunday 27 May 2012 22:33

Wait, your "I" key is broken, but you just typed it? Makes sense. Makes shitloads of sense.

xXCherrryBombXx | 6

#4674992 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 5:34

I think it was a joke....

By oathkeeper99 | 31

#4406115 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:09

Could be worse... Could be Bieber stuck in your head

capper44 | 18

#4406351 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 9:09

Damn cant agree anymore :p haha

jtthegr8 | 26

#4407434 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 16:17

Lol Any song > beiber

j_cat187 | 19

#4407619 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 17:07

And the only way to remove this song requires a lumbotomy of the brain.

DAyBriGHTEneR | 0

#4412518 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 18:39

#firstworldproblems

By Michellec9982 | 18

#4406122 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:10

Try singing another song?

ClassyCommando | 13

#4407508 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 16:40

Imperial March or Duel of the Fates?

DawnShadow_fml | 5

#4408229 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 19:43

It's a small world after all!

christiebaby578 | 9

#4409164 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 23:48

Damnit 97!

By cliffibom | 15

#4406126 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:11

Oh what a terrible life

By littlemsweirdo | 12

#4406129 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:12

Has anyone seen the song worm just when you thought you knew it yahoo video?

boofgall | 16

#4406205 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:27

Uh, what are you talking about?

SkoomaKi | 27

#4406586 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 11:24

*eye twitches* can't....decipher....comment...

GetKayotic | 12

#4406674 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 11:56

I wonder if it was autocorrect that raped her comment...

kaymi | 17

#4407306 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 15:51

I saw it! I like those corny WHO KNEW videos. Unfortunately now the Star Wars cantina is stuck in my head. Damn ear worms.

By CaptMurdock | 25

#4406132 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:13

Just walk around the house singing/humming a different song then!

By mama2b3 | 20

#4406136 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:14

dunnn dun dun dun dun dunn,,, dun dun dun dunnn dun, dun dun dun dun!

DogsPaw | 16

#4406173 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:20

Fuck.

thatonewhitegirl | 0

#4407232 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 15:17

now its stuck in y head. fuck.

cheesyfeet2001 | 31

#6547277 - Sunday 28 February 2016 15:56

Wrong tune, the cantina song is not the Star Wars theme.

By FortuneCookie3 | 1

#4406137 - Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:14

listen to the dubstep version.