By lon01t - 07/05/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Tell her you are a drain monster fighter. Arm yourself with bleach, a plunger and a knife. Tell your daughter to wait outside, go into the bathroom. Make some grunting noises, come out and say the monster is dead. It should work, if not slap the husband and tell him to reassure your daughter.

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mustangkid21 0

My balls got stuck in the drain once.....

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asherlyb0810 0

My husband told our son that when he was 2 and for months after he would scream and cry anytime we gave him a bath ... The first couple times I didn't know why he was crying (normally loved bath time) so I asked my husband and he says well I told him he was gonna get sucked down the drain after I pulled the stopper out ... Great right they do get over it tho

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