By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
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ediciusNJ 0
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This reinforces my belief that children are not sweet, cute and good-smelling but instead nasty, disgusting-smelling carriers of filth.

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ecko_7672 0
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YDI for not potty training her

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rubzzz 0
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yep, use a condom in the future :)

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BeeBabyee420 0
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fuckin aye seriously. 2 years old and not potty trained.... you hella deserve it

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Tandrael 0
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punish her! or do something!

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infiniti_G 0
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YOU SO HOT GURL

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Groaty12 0
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Well, u can't be that harsh, shes just a child.

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anela_fml 0
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ahhhhhh wanna hurl just thinkin bout it

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ediciusNJ 0
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This reinforces my belief that children are not sweet, cute and good-smelling but instead nasty, disgusting-smelling carriers of filth.

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namnams 3
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Don't you think this story is cute?

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lifeislife_fml 0
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I hope #9 is a joke. D:

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Boy_Flow 0
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wow your a jackass #8....

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kAhlie 0
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I agree with #8

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lindsaylu98 0
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i guess u were one too werent u???

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mercedeslove 0
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missey_jey 0
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i hope this happens to you for saying that

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Diashoni 0
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#50: Really? You call a TWO YEAR OLD a bitch? I hope to god you don't have children.

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lifeislife_fml 0
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I hope to god I don't have children.

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stewie1744 0
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I gtg with 49 on this one

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xlostwithoutu 0
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Even though Missy_jey annoys the shit outta me I gotta agree with her...

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Twi_lover_EC 6
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Children will be children. And parents have to deal with that type of stuff. -Poop, pee, puke, ect..-Have fun!

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BurpusMe 0
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Welcome to mudderhood.

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