Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, I had to blast music, turn the lights on, and physically drag my 29 year-old girlfriend out of bed to wake her up. All the while, she verbally abused me. This is the only way to wake her up, and if I don't do it, she will sleep through the day and then scream at me. FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML
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mk58 31
Your eardrums are scarred for life.
anthony287 3
Rebecca black is worse lol
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Comments (245)
dcdelice 1
lmao I'd be soooooo mad tho if it happened to me
americansweethea_fml_fml 0
that child has amazingly beautiful taste in music
megan_702 0
I love Justin Bieber!! :) and I'm 15 :P
Bobissmall 13
Congrats? But it's not really related to the FML now, is it?
Salvikidd 6
this comment should be an FML.
megan_702 0
but he deserves it, Justin bieber is awesome, the OP's is not an FML.
atsirk 0
130 : win
Ghostkiller12345 9
weird.. ur 15 and uve got 15 thumbs down,maybe u shouldnt have said u love Justin Bieber...
OceanBreathesSal 5
mrsassypants, I you haven't figured it out yet , boners is talking about Miss Justine Beiber.
71ffy 6
Thanks, now it's stuck in my head. FML.
MrSassypants 34
88 There's a Miss Justine Beiber? I thought there can only be a Miss Beiber. They actually have Justin Beiber's first name and last name as there whole last and they are now Miss Justine Beiber?
YurLyfeSucks 0
I love how your screen name is "my ears are dying"... :3
kitten1323 19
YDI for liking Justin Bieber. ugh
Shadow_Phantom 26
The OP never said they did... in fact, they're implying quite the opposite.
Ghostkiller12345 9
here we go.. a kitten that cant read a FML correctly.. Today, I saw a kitten that cant read FML's correctly , YDI for not learning to read
13AlibiesETF 6
I'm so sorry for your loss... of hearing that is. Once you hear Justin Beaver games over ://
notverysuperdean 9
harshest torture imaginable...