Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML
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iAmScrubs
| 19
Your stockings pattern is quite intriguing young lassie.
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MrSassypants
| 32
Sunburn or camouflage?
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MrSassypants
| 32
Sunburn or camouflage?
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Idonebeenhad
| 17
bigfoot
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gamerhead
| 3
Stretch marks?
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cgall123
| 0
hairy manly legs
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livin_plur
| 0
what if it was a tattoo but op left that out to make for an interesting FML, i don't see how somebody could look like there wearing stockings and them not be..
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imacreeper
| 3
*Stephanie Tanner voice* how rude!
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alpaquette91
| 9
Win 33!!!!
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AbuelaGrande
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Oh boys in my pueblo say I have manly legs but when I go to a salon they put my feet in a big sink and then they scrub my feet and take all of the things out and then they massage it and the feeling is so rico Ay Ay Ay pero me gusta mucho! Es un sensasion muy rico.
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rawrlily
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AbuelaGrande, you're not funny. That's the reason why your comments keep getting buried. Stop, please.
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Siji
| 0
Trolls don't usaually listen to reason, bud. :|
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AbuelaGrande
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90 eres un mama webo, una puta, y un mariquon pero coño!
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DanielleSaysHell
| 0
what is a troll?
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iranoutofnames
| 6
you don't speak Spanish.
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mduffy08
| 8
troll -
1. mythological creature usually found in fables.
2. a mother f**king faggot who comments with the complete intention of pissing somebody off.
1. mythological creature usually found in fables.
2. a mother f**king faggot who comments with the complete intention of pissing somebody off.
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cel514
| 0
hahaha :-D
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80: hahaha this made me laugh, and love your shirt!
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alsnyder12
| 0
WTF how does that even happen?!?
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nikkiruth94
| 8
Haha your comment made me laugh!(:
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iAmScrubs
| 19
Your stockings pattern is quite intriguing young lassie.
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Bullet4MyChemaMo
| 12
Personally, if a man said that to me, I'd marry him on the spot.
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wondabitch
| 0
Bahaha creeper alert.
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everybodyluvsMEN
| 0
whyd ya change your picture back?
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Willow016
| 1
haha winning! +1
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garrettsgirl
| 0
wait what was she wearing??
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Siji
| 0
Win here, win there, win win everywhere.
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HannahForbesxo
| 13
Are you bipolar? I'm bi-winning!
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iizcalebhearmero
| 0
blazers suck
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tpike1296
| 11
95: Schmoyo reference FTW! (winning song)
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iAmScrubs
| 19
113- I'm just going to laugh at your stupidity. Why bring basketball into FML? I didn't come here to give a lecture on how the injury riddled blazers managed to put up one of the best performances against the Mavericks this postseason.
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coltsluvr123
| 2
35- agreed 100%
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whatchutalkinbou
| 0
blazers are possibly getting Tony Parker and going all the way next year
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womanjesus
| 0
You tell 'em, Scrubs.
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YayFlameWarz
| 9
What were they then? Bite marks?
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YayFlameWarz
| 9
bite*
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camartinez23
| 0
hair maybe? well stockings ...idk
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shortie916
| 0
Maybe she has chicken skin????
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Bruno_Mars_Fan
| 0
Tattoos?
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tori__________23
| 1
i can only think of like, burn victim. bite marks haha. this is one of the only fml's that ever really made me crack up.
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hopper5101
| 11
she could have spider veins...
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i_love_grrr
| 0
weird lol
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Acaprice14
| 9
you're beautiful
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amerwin
| 3
Spider veins!!!
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rodeochick754
| 4
omg! thts nasty but funny!
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creativedork
| 0
that's exactly what I was thinking.
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notsocrazee
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freaky tan line maybe? just say "I like the way your skin looks all trippy!" problem solved.
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AbuelaGrande
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What
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ImmortalKratos
| 0
could be pimple scars or somethin on her legs that made it look like she had polka dots
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missL1z
| 5
How can you not see the difference? That's very embarrassing for a girl!
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MrXerxes5
| 6
Her legs were cosmetically designed that way so its okay
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JesusFishTaco
| 5
I'm pretty sure I saw this on tv...
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gamerhead
| 3
that's creepy..... I don't even want to know