Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
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Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, I had to blast music, turn the lights on, and physically drag my 29 year-old girlfriend out of bed to wake her up. All the while, she verbally abused me. This is the only way to wake her up, and if I don't do it, she will sleep through the day and then scream at me. FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML
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mk58 31
Your eardrums are scarred for life.
anthony287 3
Rebecca black is worse lol
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Comments (245)
AshleyAlbano75 0
Don't hate on Justin Bieber.
tanntann 0
thats like saying u love rapist...its just not healthy
megan_702 0
I agree :)
justbieber12 0
and you're complaining why...? :)
Keirakun 0
I hope he burns in hell
iLoveBoobies21 0
**** you, 122.
CateXOX 0
I hate him, but I think wanting him to burn in hell is a bit harsh. All he's done is make God-awful music.
ADub55 0
trollolololol
scottyrocks123 21
lovin your name
darklight549 2
Kill it with fire..... I'm referring to JB.
biebergotswag16 1
That should make your day listening to Justin Bieber! His music is the best
darkness4dummies 0
justin beibers alter ego bustin jeiber or BJ :D
Petunia888 13
Says the person who "defiantly" (according to your bio) has Beiber fever. Some people would say "definitely"; it's whatever. As for OP, FYL. It's kinda sad that his voice is similar to a young girl's voice. Turn off!
tanntann 0
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!
iLoveBoobies21 0
KISS ASS, BISH.
megan_702 0
that's mean
pk96 0
this isnt an fml cause listening to justin bieber is amazing ! dont hatee .
pinkspaceboundro 0
what boners had called you- very clever indeed!
TripOnShoelaces 0
I'm sorry for your loss.