By terdberglerforlyfe - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
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  TheMalygos  |  21

Ok you guys shouldn't continue making FML's seem better than they really are, was their any thought of heart attack or publicity? No. Then why are you talking of it to make the FML seem better than it is worse. He was scared out of his life! And potentially embarrassed for the rest of his life cause of his sister. Stop making this bulls*it on FML's and making worse scenarios. It's like saying that some dog was run over then someone commentating that it at least wasn't you that was run over, there is zero link to it. Seriously people stop this idiocy.

  R2Y2  |  22

Set the ringtone for when her parents call to something inappropriate like porn (like an audio recording). And then play the waiting game.. *presses hands together and contemplates*


Maybe she was getting remember on OP, for a long going prank war between the two siblings. I know my siblings and I did this a lot, but made it seem like we had done nothing wrong.

By  DARKDAY07  |  16

Fight this war fairly and bravely and may your pants stay dry. I recomend those little bang snaps(the ones that sell around the 4th of July that you throw and they pop) to the bottom of the toilet seat and setting to down gently. Guaranteed to scare the shit out of her

By  muis545  |  21

Put her phone in her laundry basket and put a ringtone that says, "I am watching you!" ring it just enough for her to hear it but not for her to be able to locate it easily.