Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
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Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, I had to blast music, turn the lights on, and physically drag my 29 year-old girlfriend out of bed to wake her up. All the while, she verbally abused me. This is the only way to wake her up, and if I don't do it, she will sleep through the day and then scream at me. FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML
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mk58 31
Your eardrums are scarred for life.
anthony287 3
Rebecca black is worse lol
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Comments (245)
kingofchips 0
lmao no offence but that's funny
CateXOX 0
Of course now the Bieber fans come out of their shells to confess their mad love for him.
iLoveBoobies21 0
BIEBER CAN KISS ASS, for all I care.
kalbrek009 20
time for revenge! wait til she takes a nap and shriek bloody murder as loud as you can next to her face whilst wearing a horror mask of some sort. :)
darkness4dummies 0
my brother used to hide in halways and wear a ghostface mask while holding a knife and jump out at me screaming wierd things
freddyisepic 2
back to the old pic i see, boners. I kinda liked the old guy better though
iLoveBoobies21 0
she's a beener
hcovballer247 0
the power of the biebs ;)
AgeIsJustANumber 0
I think beiber needs to be killed. the military should shoot Her for terrorist like activities and making a disgrace out of Canada.... we're not all like that. Ps- I actually made him cry like a yr before he was famous. highschool trip in his home town. went to see a play. he was sitting on the steeps playing guitar and singing. made fun of him and told him he sucks shit and can't play or sing. started to cry and called his mom to pick him up. Ahh it was a Priceless night!! :) #winning
UnicornPukePink 0
217 FTW. :D
trefizzle24 1
lol guys hate on justin cause their jellouse of his hair not cause his singing is bad most of it is actually quite good
fordman21 0
turkeys are cooollll!!