Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
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bienlunee 6
You never saw this coming?
osf777 2
If you don't marry her, I will.
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Comments (186)
UndreamtKarma 6
They say "photos last forever". Guess they didn't plan on having such an amazing ahead of them. Congrats on the lucky catch! (no sarcasm included)
SadIife 6
I love the username of the OP. Bonne chance a vous deux...
challan 19
I'm quite the dork myself, Op... women like us are rare a a lot of fun. Keep her around! Perhaps get her to change the theme to Star Wars... cause that would rock!
outoftown 27
#111, Yes, a username that Google translates to "What is this shit??" suggests that he and his intended are due for a long talk.
outoftown 27
*#109, not 111. Ooops/
CastielJ 6
MASS EFFECT 3 Themed wedding?!?! YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS THE BEST.
carminecris89 13
That's just too much nerd. You need to tell he to save that shit for cosplay and cons. It seems important to you that your not cringing and humiliated during what is supposed to be one of the biggest moments in your life. You need to grow a pair, man up, and tell her it's not happening or the wedding is off. You do have a say, and you need to put your foot down....unless you want your future wife making all of your choices and decisions for you.
Warden1986 16
You should at least have a say.. Grow some balls man. There's nothing wrong with a theme, however if you don't agree with it then speak up.
gaffer_94 5
ZOLTAN!
jose562 5
Your a lucky man.
DarthDeath 12
I don't see why anyone would complain about this...
Wire54321 7
RUN!!!