Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
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bienlunee 6
You never saw this coming?
osf777 2
If you don't marry her, I will.
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Comments (186)
Alastrina_fml 20
I like geeky weddings, and even that is a little far-fetched for me. Maybe if it was toned down a bit so that everybody who attends isn't totally alienated [ha] it might actually be enjoyable. Try compromising and making it a Star Wars wedding. It's YOUR wedding day too, so of course you have a say in the planning.
TheOldWitch 6
Your fiancée is awesome, I wish mine would allow that!
Eirena 5
This. Thank you for an excellent post.
LowLives 9
What are you complaining about your girlfriend sounds awesome
Viverra 1
Even though Mass Effect is my favorite game, I don't think I'd want it as a wedding theme. Maybe video games as a whole. That'd be sweet considering my boyfriend and I love video games. (:
AtomicRebirth 11
If you don't want her, I'll take her.
awkward_gothlady 32
It's your wedding, too, so you do have a say in it. And if neither of you realizes that, you'll have a lot more problems than just how to do the wedding. What else will you not have a say in after the wedding?
saddenedham 0
******' awesome!
Pinkfl0yd 9
Why not skyrim wedding?
allplayedout 20
OH MY GOD MASS EFFECT WEDDING IF YOU DON'T MARRY THIS WOMAN I WILL FIND A PLACE WHERE IT'S LEGAL AND DO IT MYSELF