Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
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bienlunee 6
You never saw this coming?
osf777 2
If you don't marry her, I will.
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Comments (186)
xNiiiiiCKx 4
You're a lucky ass the game that comes from is one of the best games and stories ever written. You ungrateful ass! ill gladly take your fiancee if i wasnt already married haha
dwc2134 5
Sounds pretty damn good to me. If you've reached the point in your relationship where you're aiming to marry someone, something like this shouldn't be surprising to you. You should know your partner well enough for something like this to A; have been predictable, and B; be open to some discussion. If it gets to you this much, TALK TO HER ABOUT IT! If you can't, maybe this isn't the relationship you should be pursuing.
bluelagoon24 19
Oh dear looks like there's not much sympathy for the OP. Then again I would love for Thane Krios to be my priest! That voice... mmmm.
mythii 3
MASS EFFECT HELL YES
dixiefoxx 22
This sounds like it'll be more interesting then ANY of the weddings I've been to
Melpomena 4
As a Mass Effect fan, I find this AWESOME. But yes, you should have a say in it, so FYL. I would never impose a game-themed wedding on my significant other if he wasn't the fan of the franchise.
Factor_fml 6
Let her know that if she persists in not opening her mind to you, you will embrace eternity with someone else. Tell her that she can either fight at your side or get crushed under your heel, but she will NOT stand in your way.
cl4ptp 18
Your fiancée is badman! This is not a FML. Mass Effect is a fantastic trilogy. Be grateful that your fiancée is into video games, a lot of girls aren't and by the sound of things she isn't going to be a "bridezilla" which is another score for you :)
trucker67 10
Yeah you do have a say in this -Man Up grow some balls and say Hell No , we live in a pretty ****** up world to be basing a wedding on a video game.
Slackness 10
You should stop bitching and think yourself lucky Crash Bandicoot isn't her favorite game, now that would have been awkward!
Eirena 5
*shudders* Furries galore.