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Undead4life
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RUN!!!!! RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jayellef
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breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.
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volley4eva1698
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love at first sight?
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GrammerNazi1000
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She's organizing everything? Wife that bitch.
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bjdavey
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Well at least you know she loves you!
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fanceh
| 10
Put your hand on her stomach and say, "soon this will be ripe with my seed."
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enonymous
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We don't know when her first sight started. She could be creeping in his tree with binoculars for the last 3 years for all we know
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FlipInBrosky
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More like neurotic-attachments at first sight! RUN AWAY OP! Run away...
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Alex94xela
| 0
Lol he should leave her or hit it and quit it.
Crazy girls are just not worth it.
Crazy girls are just not worth it.
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peteyfas
| 8
Stage 5 clinger
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XxD3MONxX
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bro. get out while you still can.
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fthislyfe
| 22
I'm already planning my wedding with my crush who doesn't even know I exist (true story)
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rexgar2000
| 10
lol I remember that FML
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shoopd
| 19
Whatever you do, do NOT stick your dick in crazy!
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cudi504
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17 i lold at your comment but isnt it "plump with my seed"?
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msdoesntbelong
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I say run while you still can!!
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fat_snooki_lol
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RUN!
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RedSharpieInk
| 5
She plans ahead! Waaayy ahead...
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nilin95
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Dude get out of there I've seen this happen not good.
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timeoffire45
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Run for the fucking hills, dude. She's cray-zay!
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fanceh
| 10
150- I forgot if it was ripe or plump, and plump just didn't sound right at the time, hahah.
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EmyB_fml
| 8
Run awayyyy !!!
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Will you marry me? Wedding plans are already done.
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I love you
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MJ5000
| 0
Made me rofl
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klovemachine
| 24
ah yeah...hit it and quit it
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jayellef
| 3
breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.
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opendoorclosed
| 8
I agree.
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slick5880
| 22
RUN! Run as fast as you can before it's to late.
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olpally
| 32
We have a stage 5 clinger... Run away op..
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shinotenshii
| 0
red alert!!!
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RavagedSouI
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I don't have a girlfriend but I already make future plans (nothing related to the wedding though). Maybe this is why I will be
FOREVER ALONE T.T
FOREVER ALONE T.T
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ashesofempires04
| 7
She's just waiting to tell you you're gonna be a dad. It may even be yours!
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ShyAnn29
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How did you cut your forehead?
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fr33m3xican
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dude she's going to sabotage your condom D:
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marpay
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3- That is going to be an epic scar, grats!
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soccer_lover_714
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No offense or anything but that's DISGUSTING. but it's not as bad as my cousins toe after he had a pole smash through it...
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Undead4life
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RUN!!!!! RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TwistedFury25
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I had the exact same thought as #4 Lmao!
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Lythiaren
| 8
I absolutely agree. RUN LIKE YOU'RE COVERED IN BEES.
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MyMilkShake2Yard
| 0
Running away from your problem will only make the matter worse, you have to take it like a man...
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mackop
| 0
not this you dont
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BeatlesObsessed
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Run Forest, run!
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FrenchToast94
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Run Forrest run!!
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wirelessgeek
| 0
Change your phone number, email...consider Witness Protection Program!
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Damion345
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ofan, tell her chill
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NomOnShroomz
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OP, is your girlfriend 8 by any chance?
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YayFlameWarz
| 9
The voices told her to do it.
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rexgar2000
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your comments are so weird
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YayFlameWarz
| 9
I take pride in my work.
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countrydevil
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The only reason I don't listen to the voices in my head is because they tell me not to.
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kkmwong
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Get out while you can, no way can someone make a lifetime commitment in three days.
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abceasyas123abc
| 12
What happened to love at first sight?
Didn't Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom decide to get married after 10 days of knowing each other? Great example, I know..
Didn't Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom decide to get married after 10 days of knowing each other? Great example, I know..
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kkmwong
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They had another week to work things out LOL.
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marpay
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When you know you know. When I met my partner I knew we would be perfect together, 5 years later and we are still going strong. Love is just one of those things. :)
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kkmwong
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In Just three days? That's amazing.
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ReynshineCutting
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Same here. On our third date we said I Love You and at 3 1/2 weeks we got engaged. We just celebrated our 3 year anniversary last week. Sometimes it just happens.
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jetblack59
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I totally agree get out of it.... before it is too late
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xSniperx_fml
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Tell her, that you want it to go slow, not get married straight away.
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death_dolphin24
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That never works.
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mcerin
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Not cool.
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ACM1991
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Sounds like she really loves you ( maybe she is immature) BUT keep your eyes wide open anyways.
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ivy922
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Omg, you're so hot, I think I love you. Marry me?? :)
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RunnerDudeTyler
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Seems more like it's immature lust and she doesn't know the difference. Although at the same time they could have known each other for years making this a completely different story.
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