By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
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Undead4life 1

RUN!!!!! RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

196 1
jayellef 3

breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.

155 14

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fanceh 10

Put your hand on her stomach and say, "soon this will be ripe with my seed."

109 4
enonymous 8

We don't know when her first sight started. She could be creeping in his tree with binoculars for the last 3 years for all we know

37 2
FlipInBrosky 4

More like neurotic-attachments at first sight! RUN AWAY OP! Run away...

28 0
Alex94xela 0

Lol he should leave her or hit it and quit it. Crazy girls are just not worth it.

6 20
XxD3MONxX 3

bro. get out while you still can.

9 0
fthislyfe 22

I'm already planning my wedding with my crush who doesn't even know I exist (true story)

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rexgar2000 10

lol I remember that FML

4 3
shoopd 19

Whatever you do, do NOT stick your dick in crazy!

25 0
cudi504 4

17 i lold at your comment but isnt it "plump with my seed"?

5 2
msdoesntbelong 6

I say run while you still can!!

2 1
RedSharpieInk 5

She plans ahead! Waaayy ahead...

0 0
nilin95 1

Dude get out of there I've seen this happen not good.

0 0
timeoffire45 8

Run for the ******* hills, dude. She's cray-zay!

0 0
fanceh 10

150- I forgot if it was ripe or plump, and plump just didn't sound right at the time, hahah.

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Istalkrexgar2000_fml 0

Will you marry me? Wedding plans are already done.

0 1
Istalkrexgar2000_fml 0

I love you

0 0
klovemachine 24

ah yeah...hit it and quit it

1 1
jayellef 3

breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.

155 14
slick5880 22

RUN! Run as fast as you can before it's to late.

6 2
olpally 32

We have a stage 5 clinger... Run away op..

11 4
RavagedSouI 0

I don't have a girlfriend but I already make future plans (nothing related to the wedding though). Maybe this is why I will be FOREVER ALONE T.T

24 2
ashesofempires04 7

She's just waiting to tell you you're gonna be a dad. It may even be yours!

103 3
fr33m3xican 0

dude she's going to sabotage your condom D:

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marpay 11

3- That is going to be an epic scar, grats!

4 1
soccer_lover_714 4

No offense or anything but that's DISGUSTING. but it's not as bad as my cousins toe after he had a pole smash through it...

2 1
Undead4life 1

RUN!!!!! RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

196 1
TwistedFury25 4

I had the exact same thought as #4 Lmao!

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Lythiaren 8

I absolutely agree. RUN LIKE YOU'RE COVERED IN BEES.

4 0
MyMilkShake2Yard 0

Running away from your problem will only make the matter worse, you have to take it like a man...

1 7
wirelessgeek 0

Change your phone number, email...consider Witness Protection Program!

3 0
rexgar2000 10

your comments are so weird

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countrydevil 6

The only reason I don't listen to the voices in my head is because they tell me not to.

8 2
kkmwong 11

Get out while you can, no way can someone make a lifetime commitment in three days.

55 1
abceasyas123abc 12

What happened to love at first sight? Didn't Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom decide to get married after 10 days of knowing each other? Great example, I know..

24 2
kkmwong 11

They had another week to work things out LOL.

11 1
marpay 11

When you know you know. When I met my partner I knew we would be perfect together, 5 years later and we are still going strong. Love is just one of those things. :)

1 2
ReynshineCutting 10

Same here. On our third date we said I Love You and at 3 1/2 weeks we got engaged. We just celebrated our 3 year anniversary last week. Sometimes it just happens.

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jetblack59 0

I totally agree get out of it.... before it is too late

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xSniperx_fml 5

Tell her, that you want it to go slow, not get married straight away.

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ACM1991 9

Sounds like she really loves you ( maybe she is immature) BUT keep your eyes wide open anyways.

13 4
ivy922 4

Omg, you're so hot, I think I love you. Marry me?? :)

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RunnerDudeTyler 0

Seems more like it's immature lust and she doesn't know the difference. Although at the same time they could have known each other for years making this a completely different story.

10 0