Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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Same thing different taste
How would that work?
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
All weddings are themed
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Bad omen
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Meddling
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
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bienlunee 6
You never saw this coming?
osf777 2
If you don't marry her, I will.
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Comments (186)
Noldea 5
When that happens, it's going to be the most memorable day of your life op.
blutopaz 5
So funny, but people are right. It's definitely something different to look forward to. I want a normal wedding but I would have tons of fun at a wedding like that. I had a teacher with a friend whose wedding was superhero themed :)
asherah14 7
Typically the bride has more interest in the wedding details but by no means is that always the case. If the groom wishes to make some decisions and be a part of the planning then the bride better be willing to let him have an opinion. Sounds like this groom has a few of his own ideas for their wedding.
gracehi 33
Wow. And I thought my boyfriend's idea of a Star Wars themed "groom's cake" was tacky.
kitsuneluvuh 12
Why are you upset? That sounds ******* amazing.
Enslaved 38
I'm sure when you dated, you knew she was a little different. :P ***I love theme weddings. I was the maid of honor for a renaissance wedding and it was by far-- the best one I have ever been to! And I've gone to A LOT!
ILoveZombieBoys 13
WHY ARE U COMPLAINING? That sounds AWESOME
gummy161 6
Too EPIC!!
outoftown 27
Maybe OP can contact the groom in the prior wedding FML and see if the crazy granny is still available.
KelseyDaBoyz 21
Wow, Halloween is gonna be awesome for you two!