Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
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bienlunee 6
You never saw this coming?
osf777 2
If you don't marry her, I will.
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Comments (186)
mrsvakarian 4
Thane eh? I'm a Garrus girl myself, the important thing is...it's Mass Effect.
pinkdino911 9
Your fiancée sounds awesome!
ILoveThaneKrios 1
I approve this wedding.
Zeus1070 17
Bring out the levo and dextro amino acid alcohol! Don't want Tali or Garrus..well. Also, make sure you ask Kolyat Krios about "Dancing Crazy." Oh, and be weary of Krogan clad in red armor. With a skull on the shoulder.
frontmanmike 14
Mass Effect 3?
Meesersuperman1 4
That sounds awesome.
MURPHYCHACHO 5
Geez, I'm a female Mass Effect fan who loves Thane, but this is really going too far. Now a wedding based of Garrus on the other hand...
ILoveThaneKrios 1
#97 The OP clearly stated Thane related things. Don't bring Garrus in if he's not even mentioned.
crystalnight 19
Garrus is related to everything.
massacreman3000 1
Arashu, Godess of Motherhood and Protection, I ask for love. Arashu, whose warmth washes over lovers- Arashu, Help this one understand, and set him on the path to infinite wisdom. Arashu, This ones heart has fallen, He is beset by misunderstanding of another. Guide this one to where the lovers never quarrel, The beauty remains, and the heart is forever theirs. Guide this one, Arashu, and they can remain companions to each other, as I am to you.
zombiekitten87 12
Or don't marry her.
the_flirttt 8
Woo!! Mass effect! But it's sounds awesome!