Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
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bienlunee 6
You never saw this coming?
osf777 2
If you don't marry her, I will.
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Comments (186)
khaya 9
How long have been going out that you just realised she was like that. However you are going to have a alien best man.
SoNotForYou 5
You have all the say. Stop complaining inline and call the wedding off, grow some balls. Sounds like she walks all over you now, wait until your married. It doesn't get better
Vixen_Vicious 4
OP, tell her she can have the wedding but you get to do anything you want to her on the honeymoon and she has to submit to it. Start listing your fantasies now so you don't forget anything when the time comes.
XxGAMERxWOLFxX 1
ME3 FTW! During ur vows u should say "My name is commander sheperd and this is my favorite woman on the citadel"
Dixbfloppin 11
Why are you complaining?
thunter2000 2
Do you really want to spend the rest of your life having no say in your life?
ThePez828 18
You could be friends with my husband. Enjoy your girl gamer!! We are rare!! My husband doesn't appreciate that I'm a girl gamer either. *frustrated face* *sticks out tongue*
anlandis 2
I don't see the problem here
bigtime_rocker 11
In the words of Arnie: GET AOUT!!!
Angel272000 4
Dude man up and tell her that u don't exactly like the idea of that and that if u can change some things around