Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
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bienlunee 6
You never saw this coming?
osf777 2
If you don't marry her, I will.
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Comments (186)
Oragamiphone 0
You're complaining about a Mass Effect theamed wedding? That sounds awesome.
jayive34_fml 4
A Mass Effect wedding? Not even in my wildest dream would I get that. And you are complaining? You are a sad excuse for a man, and you have my pity.
ameebb 6
It isn't all about the wedding theme. What's important, is that you love eachother and want to spend the rest of your lifes together!
rivaraven 35
So where's the problem? I would marry her. Now I wish my boyfriend would be like that, haha.
tobedd 13
No no no. No marriage for you
Dracoboxer357 36
121- .....Why not?
rogueangel9 4
Dude, she's most excellent!
Namenlos_fml 20
Sounds pretty awesome, actually. Sucks that she's being all control freaky, but hey, it's usually what happens during wedding plans. So long as there's lots of good food and booze, who really cares?
alig203 5
I've been to a wedding with a lesbian as a best man, video games at the reception and star wars was mentioned in the vows. It was the best experience of my life, just be open minded.
ashtonlm 3
Ok now that sounds like an epic wedding I so need to talk to my fiancé about that lol
SooperSuper 2
Waaaaaww
DeprivedPegasus 1
Sure she isn't a Mormon?
annie_nk 23
How does being Mormon have anything to do with Mass Effect?
Major_General 10
I'm curious, does she mean Kalihira the mistress of hunters, or the mistress of inscrutable depths? Either way, sounds awesome.