Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my fiancé actually threatened to leave me if I didn't find a "real" wedding dress. I love the one I picked out, it fits me perfectly, and was well below my budget. He's upset because it's technically a bridesmaid dress. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
Her excuse to break it off, i bet she has a secret lover
sentient 10
you're better off
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sabsguitarist77 0
Sounds like you were saved from a shitty marriage with a dumb bitch man.....you'll find someone better than that.
sorcerersinger 0
don't worry. she seemed like a bitch anyways.
youngwife 2
Ok, I got to add that she may not have cheated but to brake up over a cake.. she has doughts. There is no other way around it. Females are famous for breaking relationships off over really dumb stuff, when they have other reasons. We don't tell for a long time (years) and sometimes never but I've done it. I almost broke it off with my hubby when we were dating because "It was not what it use to be" and " We never talk anymore" Really I we had a problem one fight over and over. I thought he would never forgive me so we couldn't move on. Honestly it was me. Thank godness i didn't. I belong with him it feels so right. Best of luck.
ScaryyMary 14
What are "doughts"?
deadsrs 0
Retarded step children of doubts.
deadsrs 0
a deliscious pastry that brings negative self-reflection with each bite.
deadsrs 0
A doubt with various variations. Sprinkles, chocolate, caramel, or even creme filled!!!
deadsrs 0
Correctly pronounced "doe-t". The ellusive dought lives in extensive paragraphs were simple spelling becomes irrelevant. I.E. "Man that's an awsome letter, but I think you may have went overboard with that dought" (excuse me while I run out of ideas)
deadsrs 0
A dought actually refers to the phenominon of a woman having both sets of reproductive genitalia! Original commentor is right OP! Run for your life! Your ex-fiancé has a pengina! (and I'm back)
somewhat_fml 0
at least you learned what a crazy bitch she is BEFORE you married her :)
jacqueline101 0
Why didn't u get half chocolate half vanilla like my cousin did top layer chocolate middle layer vanilla and bottom layer chocolate and vanilla ps.I hate chocolate cake
Hermyoni 0
Or why not just come to an agreement and say have a chocolate cake at your bridesmaid party get whatever one you want but lets both have a cake we can enjoy at our wedding together. She is incredibly selfish wanting anything chocolate at the wedding let alone the cake itself especially knowing how highly allergic her future husband is.
talaina 2
If OP is seriously allergic to chocolate a double-layer cake wouldn't fix anything. It would be too easy for "his" parts of the cake to be cross-contaminated with chocolate. He'd have to have a separate cake entirely, and even then kissing his bride would probably be out of the question for several hours at least.
jacqueline101 0
Why didn't u get half chocolate half vanilla like my cousin did top layer chocolate middle layer vanilla and bottom layer chocolate and vanilla ps.I hate chocolate cake too :P
lostfaithinpppl 19
YDI for wanting to marry bridezilla! I hope you learned your lesson and will get out before it's too late.
saphfiire 13
why not have the layers all different flavours? that's what we did at my wedding since he absolutely insisted that he MUST have a chocolate cake, when I wanted a lemon one. Then again, i married groomzilla who had to have everything his way, hands down, no arguments allowed. Needless to say, the marriage dissolved 2 months later.
pasiphae9 5
She dumped you over a cake? Thank **** you didn't marry her then! Seriously, you are going to be so ******* relieved when you look back on this, like others have said, you just dodged one hell of a bullet there.
taspri 0
chocolate is awesome... u didnt have to eat the cake!
Person1233 13
He's ******* ALLERGIC.