Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my fiancé actually threatened to leave me if I didn't find a "real" wedding dress. I love the one I picked out, it fits me perfectly, and was well below my budget. He's upset because it's technically a bridesmaid dress. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
Her excuse to break it off, i bet she has a secret lover
sentient 10
you're better off
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devendarling 5
Maybe you should bake (or order) a cake with something she's allergic to. When she refuses to eat it, call her selfish and stupid.
wasabi_eeeeee 0
Get two cakes. A wedding cake (her chocolate) and a groom's cake (whatever you want). It's common nowadays... A friend of mine who got married and is allergic to chocolate had a giant Rice Krispie square for his groom's cake. And it was delicious. Although, if she's calling off the wedding over something so petty, it may have been a good thing you learned this about her NOW, instead of after the wedding.
canzo378 0
it's good that such a selfish control freak with immaturity didn't get to marry you, before it was too late..
BikerMike 0
**** Punt
Paradise_babe 0
your ex fiancé is immature. I'm going to assume that you've been with her for awhile, and that she is aware of your allergies. be happy she called it off. Consider it a life saver... imagen what she's capable of. probably divorce you if she doesn't have her way. koodos for the break up
artfreak21 0
At least you got out early.
treehugger1 0
then she really didnt like u...besides the fact that she didnt know your allergic, sorry but that wedding wouldnt have worked out.
zehvinnar 0
At least now you don't have to deal with the bitch.
shauntaem 3
she sounds like a complete bitch. If she cares more abt a cake then the fact that said cake would probably KILL you. then u dont need her ass.
fwank 1
well that stinks bro, and you can get any flavour you want and it's usually covered with gumpaste and frosting. and it is vinilla